Aidan

Please don’t follow me I really don’t know where I’m going

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

Sum 41 radio slaps

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

The @SpotifyUSA DJ might just be one of the most seamless uses of AI I’ve seen yet. Gives some solid new tracks with the perfect mix of that silky dj voice interludes

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

There’s a conspiracy going on with big gas station that atomically jumps the cost to $60.01 and I’m going to uncover it

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

Date: Do you have any hobbies?

Me: Does searching Facebook Marketplace for mirrors to see how people try and duck out of frame count?

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

Steve Aoki’s father is the founder of Benihana. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with the information but I am sure it’ll be important to know in the future

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

@KeegsyKeegs What’s a while person

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

I truly feel for the GitHub Ops team but I’d much rather be in GitLab sales rn

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

@the_jay_CO Staring at it too, can’t find anything on what caused it though

[The Fish @DreamCylces]

Me listening to the wait music for the James Webb Space Telescope preview

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

@apbinder16 And just like NFTs, anyone can have a picture or video of them, but getting them for yourself is so much better

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

“I can’t pro con list on an empty stomach” -Alex

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

I want the laundry finished jingle played at my funeral for symbolic purposes

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

You ever not know how to spell somthing where even spell check gives up and you have to just give in and change your sentence?

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

Kinda forgot Twitter existed for a while, what’d I miss?

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

@apbinder16 Bread

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

@josecuervo next summers drink is going to be Rosé and tequila, call it Rosé Cuervo, you can thank me later

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

We’ve gone to the moon but science can’t progress far enough to stop ketchup bottles from farting juice when you first squirt it

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

I like my women how I like my Jeeps and brunch mimosas

[Aidan @FoxyAidan]

I can’t wait to get old and for it to suddenly cool to be able to drive your clan of old friends around again like “you still have your license that’s awsome! My daughter took mine away from me 6 months ago”