Francis Reavley

Academic, writer, recidivist. Send lawyers, guns and money

[Francis Reavley @FrancisReavley]

@MannyooNic I was 39 when I started my first degree and it quite literally changed my life

[Francis Reavley @FrancisReavley]

@MaxiMarx

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Hahaha. I just got a call to ask if 'I'm going to the Indie'. To be clear, this is Lord Lebedev trolling me. But the serious point is that we just lost a liberal independent newspaper. With everything that entails for both journalists & readers.
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[Francis Reavley @FrancisReavley]

Quite agree, Alex. The least worst option. His statement wasn’t as bad as the others and at least we didn’t get Mandelson

[Alex Niven @Alex_Niven]

It's a sign of the utterly morally upended times we live in that this is probably the best (or at least marginally less terrible) outcome here

[Francis Reavley @FrancisReavley]

@maximarx

[Brian Cardone 🏴‍☠️ 🇺🇦 @cardon_brian]

Oh my god this is too funny. You have to watch it all the way to the end, I promise you won’t regret it.

[Francis Reavley @FrancisReavley]

So sorry to hear that, Matthew. After Toffee, a cat among cats, died at 23, I saw her shade around the flat for months

[Matthew Sweet @DrMatthewSweet]

Sudden catlessness is making me realise how fully integrated he was into my perception of domestic space. I keep looking at the floor; shutting doors that don't need to be shut; shielding toast and sushi from a thief who isn't there.

[Francis Reavley @FrancisReavley]

My recurring anxiety dream is I’m unable to find my parked car in a city which I know but is now barely recognisable. And it’s dark

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

I'm 35 this weekend so I'd like to know when I'm going to stop dreaming that I completely forgot about an entire A Level subject, haven't attended the lessons, and now have to take the exam?!

[Francis Reavley @FrancisReavley]

An hour?! Our TGV to Paris was delayed by over 3 hours so we didn’t arrive there ‘til midnight. Still waiting for a 50% refund and their website is incomprehensible

[BancroftJim @bancroftboyjim]

@jayrayner1 @GWRHelp Meanwhile here in Spain Renfe found they couldn’t run services south out of Madrid Chamartin because of a tunnel fire so ran them all out of Otocha instead and delayed them by an hour to allow connections. And you have to have a booked seat to get on.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Because if you don’t, and the law is changed, there will be people who “choose” to end their lives prematurely because British society cares too little about dying people to ensure they receive the care they need for life to be worth living.

And that would be heartbreaking.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The downfall of 6Music is baffling. Going from a station with a clear identity and knowing who it's audience was to the current jumble sale is madness. Not to mention MAH playing 2 hours of deranged jungle during the day. Utter nonsense.

[Francis Reavley @FrancisReavley]

We don’t need it either but instead of indulging ourselves it goes to organisations who support people who are worse off than us

[Irregardless @thiswillsend]

Great to see the BBC manufacturing consent machine in full operation

[Francis Reavley @FrancisReavley]

Wake up…Zarah is independent since the Labour whip was withdrawn

[Dr Folake ❤️🤓🙂 @flakkyBanky]

@zarahsultana Liar, the only Labour MP that voted against the evil bill is a Man named Trickett Jon, except of course that is you😊😊😊😊😊

[Francis Reavley @FrancisReavley]

Same here, frustratingly

[James Robinson @JWCRobinsonNews]

So proud of our city. And what a sign that is

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear.

This man sows hate, lies and division.

He is a grifter and a conman.

He does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

RT if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

St Andrew's University has fired Stella Maris as their Rector after she condemned the genocidal attacks by Israel on Gaza.

Lets show our support for her, no-one should be punished for speaking the truth.

[Francis Reavley @FrancisReavley]

@MaxiMarx

[European Unity #FBPE #RejoinEU🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦#NAFO @EuropeanUnity1]

There once was a far right pri*k
Who got hit on the head with a brick
As he turned to the lads
He took one in the nads
And limped away nursing his di*k

https://t.co/Exmh1D3jKr

[Francis Reavley @FrancisReavley]

@MaxiMarx I’ve been reading this thread for the last 30 minutes at least and they’re life enhancing

[Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* @EsotericCD]

I have been moving, and I found my old Far Side books underneath the bed. If you are my age or thereabouts, nearly 25% are instantly memorable, nay legendary. It's the greatest single-panel strip of all time. But I think this might be the best of all, and if I'm wrong prove it.

[Francis Reavley @FrancisReavley]

@MaxiMarx

[Tom London @TomLondon6]

Boycotts Divestments Sanctions (BDS) campaign is not only NOT antisemitic but is positively required under international law in respect of Israel's illegal occupations

Are you going to go on supporting apartheid and illegality as well as GENOCIDE @Keir_Starmer and @DavidLammy?

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

Alan Milburn and his family have made a huge amount of money from the private health sector- @PeterKGeoghegan has written a v important article (link below!) about this.

If it concerns you that Wes Streeting intends to involve him in plans for the NHS, please retweet this!🚨💙

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”?
You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy?
The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking “given”?
The “dictator on day one” who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guy’s winning is already written?
Really?
The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations?
The Putin puppet who’ll abandon NATO?
We’re just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him?
Now? In JULY?!?
Because he’s got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban??

Are you fucking high?