Fraser Lyle

Agile Software Development professional, Tennis Player/Fan, Ice Hockey Fan & Daddy to two

[Fraser Lyle @FraserLyle18]

@AvantiWestCoast @BevLCo Rude and disgusting staff on their trains too. We had a train manager telling us to move down the train from first class which we were standing in and couldn’t get out of because of crowded corridors at both ends. I told her where to go. Total jobsworth with no empathy or IQ.

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@NurseOfFury There were several nazis at the Nuremberg trials that claimed they were only following orders and just a small cog in a larger system etc. They still ended up on the hangman’s noose. I hope this useless jobsworth sees the back of a prison cell.

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@toddcharron In my experience Agile coaches of 2 decades ago taught teams the agile manifesto and coached them to use it to to create working software. Many of the agile coaches of today don’t even mention the agile manifesto and will jump straight to the agenda of whoever is paying them.

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@alexhalsey1980 @Rossmac212 Just as well we can speak Spanish!

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@toddcharron I like the VHS 📼 analogy and something being lost with each generation. One thing I notice a lot is that many current generation agile practitioners are not familiar with the agile manifesto, what it stood for and the intention.

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@gigicat7_ @alexhalsey1980 The game is all about movement I suppose.

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@gigicat7_ @alexhalsey1980 we need to try this!

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@cctvidiots @alexhalsey1980 going round the net gone wrong 😬

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@alexhalsey1980 @SwearingSport That’s him 🤣😂

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@jeremycorbyn Labour have dumped a lot of sewage recently, including you.

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@hornby Yes seen you there. Even seen some visitors to your stand asking Simon for autographs! ✍️

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@alexhalsey1980 @yoghurteater We’ll most definitely be putting in an order of more than £10!

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@caboken Lucas Pope’s games are amongst the best I have played in the last decade. Very primitive graphics by today’s standards but high on gameplay. Look at Papers Please and Return of the Obra Dinn which was rendered completely in 1 bit.

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@Waltham_Bear @tbatde It’s actually a private member’s bill - so not coming from the government.

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@DharmaPhil @jeffsutherland Probably because you’re doing scrum wrong.

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@bfod if(elonMusk.IsBellEnd())
{
return “Hello World”;
}

[Fraser Lyle @FraserLyle18]

@Dt6437Mac @Saspy2930 @GBNEWS The difference was that MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) was not in the playbook then.

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@easyJet I’m looking to add a hold bag to my outbound flight only but not the return flight. I called your call centre tonight and was told I can only do this at the airport and they can’t advise how much will cost. Is this right? Surely I should be able to do this on the phone?

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@alexhalsey1980 @FootbaIITwats 🤣

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@alexhalsey1980 @PintsDrank That looks like Muse Kitchen in Paphos Old Town!