Dr. Alexandra Fordham 🇪🇺

Flaxen-haired petrophile. ❤️ Geoscience, weather, space, cake, engineering and cute videos of furry animals (it's what the interweb was invented for)

[Dr. Alexandra Fordham 🇪🇺 @Fraudham]

@simonmayo Now...?

[Octopus Agile Predictor @agilepredict]

Apologies all, but I had to do it 😀

#StormBert @metoffice @bbcweather

[Met Office @metoffice]

#StormBert has been named and is forecast to bring heavy rain, strong winds and disruptive snow to parts of the UK through the weekend #WeatherAware ⚠️

[Dr. Alexandra Fordham 🇪🇺 @Fraudham]

This kind of content is the ONLY reason I still have Twitter ❤️ #Salt

[Ed Conway @EdConwaySky]

🧵SALT🧵
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
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[Dr. Alexandra Fordham 🇪🇺 @Fraudham]

@TicketmasterCS Thank you!! That’ll be it - only Mastercard tickets available.

[Dr. Alexandra Fordham 🇪🇺 @Fraudham]

@TicketmasterUK I’m getting an “this payment type not allowed” error trying to pay for tickets with my Visa - how do I fix this?! It’s the same card I’ve used previously, and is saved as my primary payment card in my profile

[Dr. Alexandra Fordham 🇪🇺 @Fraudham]

@JaneyGodley So sorry Ashley x

[Dr. Alexandra Fordham 🇪🇺 @Fraudham]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Dr. Alexandra Fordham 🇪🇺 @Fraudham]

@TheJeditor An obsolete network cable…

[John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64]

Not one of Enid Blyton’s best…

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Don’t know who made this:

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Get your Tory wipe out card ready

[Dr_Rebecca @Dr_Bekka_UK]

The Tories are putting through powers to spy into our bank accounts. Why? Because they plan to means test the state pension to make it like other benefits. If you have £16k + in savings then you don't get a pension. MP Suella Braverman has said it out loud. #GeneralElection2024

[Savan Qadir @savanQadir]

Gosh this is brutal 🔥

[Devon ☀️ @devonzuegel]

Need to get this flag for my office

[Dr. Alexandra Fordham 🇪🇺 @Fraudham]

@kermodeandmayo Dune part 2

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Slightly change a film quote to make it very British.

I’ll go first:

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a monkeys.

[The Rock Revival @TheRockRevival_]

30 years ago today, we lost the wonderful Kurt Cobain 🕊️

Truly one of a kind.

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Paleo artists often "shrink wrap" fossilized animal depictions

The T-Rex, Utahraptor, Triceratops—popular depictions of each of these animals shows skin so close to bone that it might be unrealistic

So let's shrink-wrap existing animals🧵

Can you guess what this is?

[Dr. Alexandra Fordham 🇪🇺 @Fraudham]

@DenisVfilms RAMA!!!

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Greggs is broken. A princess is missing. The government won't give us an election. If this was France the entire country would be on fire.