OOOOOOK! It's Tuesday, Pun day and new material! Bam!π₯
π¨ What do you call a hammer thatβs great at poker?
Give Up? π€·ββοΈ π€·ββοΈ
A full house builder! β οΈ
Bada Boom!π€¦ββοΈ π€¦ββοΈ
#pliers#toolbox#screws
Always use the right tool for the job. Things are much easier and turn out better that way. Think of it this way, each tool has been designed for a specic purpose. Use the wrong tool for the job and I can guarantee you will either mess up youself or the materials!
Brilliant idea from @RepRaskin. Since @DOGE is a government agency, it is subject to FOIA requests under the Privacy Act. Meaning that all 340 million of us have the right to know what data they have on us that theyβve obtained from the various federal agencies theyβve ransacked.
Righty Righty Righty! IIIIt's Tuesday and we've got new material! You know what that means!!!! π± YES, YOU GOT IT !π€¦ββοΈ π€¦ββοΈ It's PUN TIME! π
Ready?
Which tool is never bent down by traumatic events?
Give Up? π€·ββοΈ π€·ββοΈ
A coping saw.π± π₯± Badda Boom!π₯
#tools#pliers#screws
Breaking News: "They are trying to break this agency in order to turn the public against it, so they can privatize it, liquidate it, and steal at least a portion or all of the $2.7 T that's in the fund. People should rise up." Former Social Security Admin Commissioner Martin O'Malley.
THIS IS TRUMP CONFESSING, FOR THE SECOND TIME, THAT THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED FOR HIM! HE SAID THIS ON MARCH 7TH! THERE'S NOT A PERSON ALIVE WHO CAN SAY THIS ISN'T TRUE, NOW! REPOST REPOST REPOST! WE MUST OUST HIM AND EVERY PERSON IN HIS ADMINISTRATION!
π¨NEW: Elon Musk has terminated the lease of the President Obama's Presidential library site.
RETWEET if you stand with @BarackObama against Elon Musk!
If itβs Thursday, itβs Toool Tip Thuuursday!
Our ToolTip for today is:
Trace all of your electrical circuits in your house and mark them in your electrical panel. Also keep records on paper for quick reference around the home.
#tools. #ToolCity#toolporn