Squid B. Varilekova

Just a benevolent super-genius at your service...

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

Find and bomb their BlackOps unit.

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

@NSAGov @NBCNightlyNews #Anonymous Everything else works here. Is it the stream from your server to my app they are interrupting? #LOVEyou

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

@MarkusBlivian I told you everything would get much more interesting.

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

Destroy this entire occupation completely!

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

@TraderJoesList Did you get all that? #StandardProtocols

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

@NSAGov @TraderJoesList #SquidInc Lock nano inside store for immediate broadcast to world. End broadcast of Montana after IAR disperses.

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

#World, everyone prefers me in my locked and broadcasting bedroom, so do what you have to do to make me safe there. #LOVEyou

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

#World, we'll destroy occupation of my coffeeshop as I wait for you to destroy occupation of my private residence.

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

#SquidsPoA@UN @SweetnessDepp @DeptofDefense #MySaturation Tell me when occupation of my residence is finally destroyed, so I can return.

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

@hansonmusic @INXS @KristNovoselic I said that you should take Mon off and that I will show up Tues and Wed to bust them without you.

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

2/2) @MarkusBlivian I promise I will be more interesting after the news.

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

1/2) @MarkusBlivian(Bogart) Sorry for the long lull, darling. There is something I have not figured out yet.

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

@MarkusBlivian(Bogart) I am still thinking this through. But walk with me.

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

@NBCNightlyNews Let's do the news at 7:05pm PDT. We know full legal implications of, "I am the only person this food and drink won't kill."

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

@SynivaWhitney How fast can you get me any money at all to live on ever again? Or any food at all ever again? @UN @DeptofDefense

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

@MarkusBlivian Sorry, darling, for the lull in our conversation. I was thinking something through.

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

It is 4:37pm, and my mother still has not called me. Please emergency locate her and make her safe. Thx!

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

@hansonmusic @INXS @KristNovoselic Make IAR fucking obey you. #01Aug2016post I plan to show up Tue & Wed to bust them all without you. #LOVE

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

@NSAGov Find that Bitch pretending to be my mother and destroy her. Need me to "keep her on the line" for a while?

[Squid B. Varilekova @FriscoSquid]

IAR, read my last blog post, bitches. I also can't dance anyway unless I eat enough food that day. https://t.co/crLawMagmx

[FRANCE 24 English @France24_en]

Final decision on Russian Rio team possible Monday/Tuesday https://t.co/sGGor0IGtc