Hoppers

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Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose?
Accused: No. *cries into palms
Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again.

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This webshite is sandpaper for the brain.

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Time can divided by 7, 12, 24, 60 and 365.

Food can only be divided by 8.

[Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit]

ME: how much for that dumbass bag of meat and bones

CASHIER: sir that’s my manager

ME: HOW MUCH

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@Kevaclysm Electric Call Boy

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@fuddlemark Lol sames. I listen to one or another Tolkien YouTuber almost every day, have a fairly decent knowledge bc of it buuuuuut Ive read LOTR once and only plan to read it once, own The Hobbit and Silmarillion but my forays into both have been, "ehhhrrr meh"

[Adrenalin @adrenalindenver]

ME: *telling a joke*
SARA: haha
SARAH: hahah

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@warmyellowlight Eating a dinner of homemade beans and listening to this ASMR

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@CyrusOMerican The absence of 6-9 is... not nice, Cy.

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@4_the_wynne Agreed! Or throw a new perspective on things like um "The business is great but linger at the car park, it has a great view" plus I like the writing aspect too

This is me btw, feel free to say hi:

See what I've posted to Google Maps
Level 6 Local Guide
https://t.co/ZbqGiNRXwJ

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@4_the_wynne *waves*
Hello, I am Level 6 and I also fucking love reviewing.

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@halborski Lol I did, I literally said, "It was good in 2012-2016"

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@DeannaONaperton Oh haha I misread. Well now! I still think you're hospitable in general except maybe when hunting repose!

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@LaurieStrings Deal! I tell you what, you send me some warmth -based on a Northern Hemisphere weather forecast I saw, you guys will have an excess of hear this Summer- and Ill send you this beautiful book about geese I bought which I intend to give you.

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@DeannaONaperton Interesting! I think its your caring, hospitable nature revealing itself, seeking comfort.

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@ScottWamplerRIP I have these conversations at work (albeit more restrained and politer) because in some systems we use Today=Day0 not Day1, its a wild ride.

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@DeannaONaperton Ha! So many people say this. Fine of course! I dont iron as much as I used to (work AND home clothes) only work pants and shirts. Or "going out" clothes

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To avoid burning down my house, I do not put away the iron immediately after ironing clothes. I do not wrap the cord around the blade -face?- until that thing is as cold as a nighttime geyser on Enceladus.

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@RedactedDutta Thank you for your thank you.

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@ShortSleeveSuit Tikunt

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

[3 dads circling new neighbor on their bikes]

"im not looking for any trouble"

all three dads in unison: HI NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE IM DAD