King Gristle

they/thembo | 🚬 | non-toxic gamer |

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I know some of you find me insufferable
sorry about that

[salz @aweinbakwas2]

working in corporate is so funny these people are actually convinced they’re doing good in the world lmao

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[p. @sixinchbeys]

can’t believe we’ve reached a point where pop girls are too pussy to lib out fr

[Blizzard_52 @BlizzardStorm52]

I MET THE GOAT HIMSELF!!! @NYCMayor
I had a great time at the Ecuadorian Parade today!!! 🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

Thomas Buchs, 1990

[g @geogre_j]

Hearing "It's Charli baby" in the year 2026

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is whats "destroying gaming" btw- not woke, dei or whatever the neckbeard streamers and sloptubers want you to believe.

[Willie Nelson @WillieNelson]

To whom it may concern and to everyone else as well,

[g a b y @gabydvj]

i love new york city sublet culture. "i live in PLG. please pay $200 a night to take care of my cat for two weeks while i'm in the south of france." do you hear yourself. do you understand how truly genuinely insane you sound.

[JJ @synthsontoast]

I can take you to heaven like it's 2007

[Charli @charli_xcx]

Current mood = RuPaul 💅💋👠👑

[King Gristle @Fruitleatherddy]

@SheaSerrano Oh wow congrats!!

[ravn @mfnravn]

tipping at the dispensary?? man get this ipad away from me before i get upset

[King Gristle @Fruitleatherddy]

Watching Charli on my CRT like god intended

[ُ sushi ibushi 𖣂 @svhibe]

you see this red splotch covering Gaza? it is made of red dots, each single dot represents an airstrike under the Biden’s administration. it took two years of tremendous relentless unforgiving bombing and 4 US vetos to complete. you can’t regret your way out of this.