Tony Sserwadda

[Zito @_Zeets]

Football will hardly give you direct joy from your team doing well. You must find it in rooting for the downfall of your enemies.

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

The New York Times ranks ‘Atlanta’ as the 10th best show of the 21st century

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

A new chapter begins

[Stakabadhi @gufydox]

The constitution of Kenya watching the people it protects slander it

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So……

Let’s talk.

How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

I made a map of the 77 countries that participated in a mass walkout at the United Nations before Benjamin Netanyahu's speech.

What do you notice?

[βοβ👾 @bobtweets_]

Kfc mtaani I was unfamiliar with your game

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

This is how it’s supposed to be…

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Ruto at UNGA showing how Affordable Housing has helped Kenyans.

[Macklemore @macklemore]

What happened to me is bigger than one artist or one stage. When the billionaire class can decide which voices are allowed on stage and which ones are too dangerous to hear, everyone should be paying attention.

So we're going on tour. All proceeds will benefit organizations supporting the Palestinian people and movement.

Sign up at https://t.co/2na35y8pQ5

[The Associated Press @AP]

A six-year-old Chinese girl has set a new women's world record by solving Rubik’s cubes at an average pace of just over four seconds per cube.

[Diablo @el_diablllo_]

When I'm in the middle of talking to a 10/10 nurse and the doctor interrupts to ask if I want to see my newborn son

[We fly over 🏟️ not into 🏢🏢🛩️ @Phixx23]

Dwight’s fire safety training scene literally clears the entire Friends show, and it’s not even close!👍🏿🙂
#powerpointisboring

[Spike⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

"Barclays"

[Danilo Leal @danilobleal]

unsolved problem in software: editing PDFs — what an absolute nightmare.

[iyì @fauxtobii]

Mistakenly gave some dude wrong directions then ran after him to correct myself when I figured it out. Only for him to say “don’t know if I can trust you now”

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

THIS PAIN IS UNMATCHED 😂😂😂😂

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is September 21st.

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

Marcus Aurelius nailed it. The moment you are disturbed by insult or pleased by praise, you are still a slave.