Olof Funk

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

ALEJANDRO DAVIDOVICH FOKINA WINS THE POINT OF THE YEAR AGAINST FELIX AUGER ALIASSIME AT WIMBLEDON.

Not. Possible.

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

.@Meta is poised to surpass @Google in digital ad revenue for the first time this year. According to @emarketer, Meta is projected to generate $243.46 billion in global ad revenue in 2026, edging past Google’s $239.54 billion. https://t.co/PaHkSmb6Vn

[Ad Age @adage]

The top 5 creative campaigns to know about right now https://t.co/716ufO5bow

[The Olympic Games @Olympics]

This is what giving everything looks like 💛💙

#MilanoCortina2026 | 📷 Getty Images/Alex Pantling

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

The beauty and heartbreak of a championship final 🏆💔

#WorldJuniors

[/r/Habs @HabsOnReddit]

Watching Team Canada 🇨🇦 reveal their Olympic roster

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Simon Edvinsson couldn't even STAND after taking a 86MPH one-timer off the knee and he STILL managed to block another shot with his stick 🤯💪

[Cam Robinson @Hockey_Robinson]

An NHL scout on Viggo Björck:

"Stud. IQ. Skill. Size won’t matter"

He's going to open some eyes this event.

[Carl Bildt @carlbildt]

This is as aggressive as it gets against a loyal ally - and against the Europeans giving it their support. 🇺🇸🇩🇰🇪🇺

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Sweden’s powerplay is looking dangerous 👀

[Snark Messier @SnarkMessier]

I’m not sure if it’s the greatest pass that I’ve ever seen, but, this pass from Mika Zibanejad to Blake Wheeler is definitely one that I will never forget. #NYR

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Vintage Oilers @VintageOilers]

OTD 2010
Linus Omark scores the shootout winner vs the #Lightning in his first #NHL game.
#LetsGoOilers  
#Oilers

[NHL Sverige @NHLsv]

Ett så kallat, krigarmål, från Gabriel Landeskog 💪

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Alex de Minaur wins the POINT OF THE TOURNAMENT against Lorenzo Musetti in Turin.

Absolutely absurd.

Both guys end up on the ground.

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Viaplay Golf @ViaplayGolfSE]

LUDVIG ÅBERG GÖR HOLE-IN-ONE 🔥🌟

Slår i den på det åttonde hålet i Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship ✅

[Tennis TV @TennisTV]

Moutet sending Opelka all over the court 🥵

@moutet99 #RolexParisMasters

[Founder Mode @Founder_Mode_]

This video will change your life:

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

This might be the best SNL skit in the past 20 years.