Danny Hardy

I heard you talk trash about me, next time you run your mouth in the sauna, maybe check under the bench where all the ass sweat drips first.

[Danny Hardy @FunkMyWinky]

@gregjames This image will haunt my dreams for decades. I'm probably going to need therapy.

[pj @pjayevans]

My buddy who works at Area 51 told me kung fu panda is real and they test medicines on him

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop @paddingtonbear into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 384

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Hey Marc with a "c"... Mark with a "k" here.
Just to make things even more confusing, we should both start spelling our names: "Marque"

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

A Compass That Always Point Toward Roast Beef

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

18:00 - Arrive home
18:01 - Pyjamas

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Meanings of "we'll see":
1. No

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Life is a series of hello's and goodbye's. Most we forget, but a few define us.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

There’s nothing quite like an English summer. Except perhaps an English winter. That’s pretty close.

[🫥 @Nosoycuero]

She don’t ever have to look at the bill when she out with me. Cause ima read it out loud. This shit is $84

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"You've got a missed call"
“I know, I was staring at my phone as I was missing it”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Turn the pillow and stick a leg out. That’ll make it better... for a second.

[Dessa @dessadarling]

And what baby needs, baby gets.

[Ethics in Bricks @EthicsInBricks]

Tradition is nothing but peer pressure from dead people.