Alex Fender

CEO at Funnel Science | Dogs Best Friend | Husband | Advisory Committee Member at Small Business Administration

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

@JackStr42679640 Best day ever when that happens

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

@ColinAllredTX This is what a lying piece of shit looks like

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

🧵Remember @DrLeanaWen, the woman who demanded that the unvaxxed should not be allowed to leave their homes?

Wen wasn’t just a Covid fearmonger but also a crisis actor during the Boston Marathon Bombings. This THREAD will make any conspiracy theorist go nuts, so stay with me.⬇️

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

@boggles @GoogleAds Most fraudulent platform ever created

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

One of competitors just called and tried to steal a client, listen to what happened on the call recording https://t.co/HED5T6x6Nu

#FunnelScience https://t.co/aycMzrUbfx

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

@BronsonDan Which are your most important 5?

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

The business owner turned and said to me "Alex, we don't want any more black customers".

This past Friday I heard a business owner tell me that he was "teaching" his son who would 1 day take over the family business.

This statement how he didn't want a…https://t.co/3MidkS3mfF

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

Fun fact: Memorial Day is an American holiday, observed on the last Monday of May, honoring the men and women who died while serving in the U.S. military. ... Originally known as Decoration Day, it originated in the years following the Civil War and becam…https://t.co/j2TeSAV8eX

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

This applies to almost everything in school, work, government, taxes, life in general: "Learn the rules of the game. Master the rules. Play the game."

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

This photo has been viewed 20,000 times in the last 18 months - how much business do you think has been lost from this 1 online review + photo?

What is a photo worth to your business? How much is a customer review worth?

When your company does not tak…https://t.co/8B2ZiRkcxP

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

Would you pay $48,000 for a penny?

Do you think that it is appropriate that Google sells ads to Ebay to advertise souvenir coins of the First Lady of the United States half nude?

Someone help me out here to understand how this is appropriate behavior of…https://t.co/M4zfirugWm

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

Excellent leadership and a company that is best in class.

[@alangshur @alangshur]

Cardinal Path is hiring: it's an incredibly exciting time in the digital analytics & martech space right now. Our teams are working with many top brands on some of their most interesting & challenging projects. Join us, and learn with some of the best minds in the business

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

How to go from 100's to 1,000's of conversions:

One of the greatest challenges a business will face when scaling is how to go from hundreds to thousands.

It's easy to spend more on advertising, but spending more doesn't mean more sales. Typically, the…https://t.co/DtABTkxY66

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

Are you planning an event in San Francisco - don't event me or my company.

There is literally shit all over the sidewalks all over the city.

I have traveled around the US, almost every major city and have never seen anything as bad as San Francisco. I…https://t.co/W2RPwysykm

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

One of our teams received a call from a pissed-off VP the other day who was screaming about another marketing company wasting ten's of thousands!

How many have fought the battle with your marketing company who is claiming things are up and conversions j…https://t.co/YeJ4wKS9uL

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

@dohertyjf Warning, bad results will follow all of their recommendations. They sell you clicks, the more the better. All recommendations are designed to sell you more clicks.

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

This is what it looks like when a marketing agency locks your company into a 12 month contract and rips you off. A new client requested a Google Analytics audit and this is what we found.They don't deliver but expect you to pay the bill or else they will…https://t.co/2w7abX2RcQ

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

@EPAregion6 you are failing to do your job! This is in @CityOfDallas who owns this lake and is failing to adhear to the Clean Water Act of 77 and the Water Quality Act of 1987

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

@CityOfDallas has a contaminated water supply that is directly impacting the health of those that live in the North Texas Water District

[Alex Fender @FunnelScientist]

(‿ˠ‿) When you have a CPG client that sales soap and other smell goods...this is what you might see in your shopping PLA search terms report :0 https://t.co/8rkzEtznnZ