Funny Fat Guy

Sit down comedian, The Bard of Bacon

[Funny Fat Guy @FunnyFatGuy3]

I'm so fat I have my own walk up music when I go to the buffet

[FindMe @WestofCrazy]

According to 23andMe I’m a descendant of Belgium waffles...

[FindMe @WestofCrazy]

Pop Tarts are actually called Soda Tarts in certain parts of the country...

[FindMe @WestofCrazy]

Anyone else approach the donut counter like they’re playing a game of 21? Hit me, hit me, hit me again...

[FindMe @WestofCrazy]

If you eat figs, you fancy...

[jenntrify @_jennatural]

Second breakfast and chill?

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

All the wrong people hate themselves.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Any pizza is personal if it killed your father

[Michael Boulerice 🏂 @Therealkfm]

Everyone's insisting Daenerys is the most hated character on TV is somehow forgetting Ziggy from season two of The Wire.

[Kim Martel? @thekimmartel]

can I recommend a let's play? Mine?
https://t.co/6UMVxUxtmz

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[Funny Fat Guy @FunnyFatGuy3]

“Rejected Disney Movies: The Script Notes” by @beijingbroad https://t.co/5dhfZ6KOig

[Rads @_radsy]

just a little midnight snack :)

[Funny Fat Guy @FunnyFatGuy3]

My friend's kid keeps asking what my name is and now I'm starting to think it's a power move.