funny facts

funny facts, thoughts, and sayings that apply to almost everyone.

[funny facts @Funny_Factss]

your neighbours BBQ always smells better then yours.

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im not bossy, i just have better ideas.

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sex is like muddin;
you see the hole
you think about it
you ease into the hole
and once your in its balls to the wall
till your motor blows

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its just bad luck, that you happen to be your brothers sister.

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sleep? i dont know sleep, since twitter came along.

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" if your blah-blah-blah then read my last tweet" is like giving yourself a high-five in public.

[Stewie Griffin @ItsStewieGriffn]

My twitter Is Rated "I" . "I" tweet what the fuck "I" want, when "I" feel like it. Therefore if you don't like it "I" don't give A FUCK!!”

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the shower should really have a usable setting. instead of the 2 it has now; really fuckin hot and really fuckin cold.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

According to IMDB, Snoop Dogg has an IQ of 147, which is considered to be "highly gifted-genius" level.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

My twitter Is Rated "I" . "I" tweet what the fuck "I" want, when "I" feel like it. Therefore if you don't like it "I" don't give A FUCK!!”

[funny facts @Funny_Factss]

you this read wrong.

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teacher : copy this down.
me : get the fuck outta the way and i might consider it.

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mentally preparing yourself to get out of the shower during winter.

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admit it. at one time you tried to balance the light switch between 'off' and 'on'

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the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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@newworldsolar2 im all for going green. but when are people going to relize solar is more a birden then anything!

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#awesomeness

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

One in 5,000 babies are born without an anus.

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never fails. as soon as i get a mouth full of food, the phone ring's.