Furtive Dance

A melody in minor key, skating thru life & high-jumping to a graceful landing

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Universal Disclaimer: “The extent to which this is not my problem is unbelievable.”

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@jarvis_best

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@RampCapitalLLC

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@NYCMayor

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@aelfred_D Crustacean necrophilia is big with the San Francisco homeless

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@iowahawkblog In Sunnyvale, CA they openly watch hardcore Mexican porn on the computers provided for library patrons 😕

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@3YearLetterman Correct! He even poured the concrete for my patio by himself after his helpers were arrested by ICE!!

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@zerohedge Translation: He talked & now in WitSec

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@HooverInst @danwwang @JulianGewirtz Narrator: It’s US vs. China

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@ingelramdecoucy The English monarch is head of the Church of England

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@jarvis_best Sir Rockafeller of Skank

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@pmarca “You have to break the law to find out what’s in the law.” Nancy Pelosi

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@JoanneMason11 If you can’t beat them, join them

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@Oilfield_Rando @OriginalRoddick How about: “Congratulations on making a solid choice!”

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@JacobL1994_ @instapundit Squirrel!!🐿️

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@SenFettermanPA @shoveitjack Denial isn’t a river in Egypt

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@aelfred_D To be fair, if he was in Cleveland …

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@hshLauraJ Better as Serendipity in Dogma

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@lhamtil Many Americans want buttons so they don’t have to be distracted going through a touchscreen interface

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@ING2Firebrand @CoreyWriting He can always catch a Northwestern game.

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@jarvis_best I’m sorry for your loss