College Soccer Spoof (Parody)

your kid may suck at soccer, but Jesus has their back. creator of the crazy coach index (CCI). 1-10 (10 being crazier than a sprayed cockroach)

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

@Michael90293665 @ImYouthSoccer As a fan of Florida State, you can certainly appreciate poaching players (allegedly)

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

@fulhamfc318 @ImCollegeSoccer So do they 😂

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

@ImCollegeSoccer A psychopath runs this account for sure!

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

@CoreyClayton @IHateSoccerPod

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

This is the way! Coach Stein also has a very low CCI from what we hear. No brow beating, just development!

[Dustin Stein @steind13]

Some coach is going to get an awesome kid and a really good soccer player to join their program. Been working with her to get her highlight video ready to distribute. Should be ready to go by tomorrow. Coaches feel free to reach out if you have questions about Reganne!

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

@teleologyman @ImCollegeSoccer Not sure what you mean?

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

@SoccerMomONT @ImCollegeSoccer Open secret

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

@BMichaels22 @Don_K_Williams MAGA Donnie 👍🏻

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

@_ToddBeane

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

@LVHoosierGK

[Captain🤙🇺🇸 @k_emerine]

We're almost at our goal. Please help us crush it! Thanks so much.

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

@Toohey_sp Get help

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

@TexasCoachMike Have you heard of TOCA. They would benefit IMHO

[IrritatingSoccerMum @IrritatingMum]

Pleased as punch to have announced at this morning’s match that our Wayne is signing for Astro Pitch FC😍
The look on the other parents faces was priceless.
I can’t wait to make new BFF’s and have already unfriended some of the parents of our old team on Facebook🥰

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

Coach is no longer taking money from parents who run their kids accounts and we’re proud that he took that stance! @ImCollegeSoccer

[Stephen Chaconas @StephenChaconas]

@MCameron008 It’s BRUTALLY obvious, lots follow and interact with my training company and it’s bad! 😬

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

@JoshHorneBC Weak sauce

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

We’re getting soft

[Ben Swalwell @coach_swalwell_]

I had to print out a letter from the Raleigh, NC tournament this weekend for some players.

In the same paragraph they state that they understand the importance of education, but are pulling kids out of school for half the week because their tournament starts on a school day...

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

Receipts!

[Ryan Crabbe @7Crabbe75]

@FutbolAmericans Not only have I been following the women’s game but coached in the women’s game, club, D1, D2, & D3 level… I coached and coached against some of the players in the games last night… 🤷‍♂️

[College Soccer Spoof (Parody) @FutbolAmericans]

@7Crabbe75 Cmon! You’re either admitting to failing these girls by saying that quality is the same, or you’re a hater 🫶