𝒞𝑜𝒹𝒹𝑒𝒹

been there.

[𝒞𝑜𝒹𝒹𝑒𝒹 @Fw_shine3]

I don’t like people who associate a cat meowing with being in distress. My cat just likes to meow. I have to delete so many comments from people insisting he’s upset.

He isn’t upset, he’s opinionated.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @LEGENDBANKS]

THIS IS WHEN THEY START MISSING YOU AFTER PULLING AWAY

not when they view your page
not when they send something light
not when they say they are doing fine

it lands on a specific kind of ordinary day, and it is later than anybody wants 1/6

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

“ I’m not a political type of person ”

BRO POLITICS IS WHAT DECIDES IF YOU WOULD HAVE FOOD ON YOUR TABLE OR NOT, YOU NEED TO BE A POLITICAL TYPE OF PERSON!!!

[•el• @_ellerry]

i don’t clear shit up nomore. i no longer care to be understood

[C ☆ @santu442]

It's painful when someone you always defend joins others to laugh at you.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Protein this, protein that. Bro, eat a damn apple. Chew some broccoli. Have some berries. You’re consuming 180g of protein a day but haven’t shit in 5 days. Your biceps are thriving while your bowels are fighting for their lives. Beloved, have some lentils.

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

We literally survived the night💚

The moon carried us through 🌙

I’m so happy you’re here ✨

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

one thing i love about being a creative is that you can turn an idea that exists only in your head into something real and actually get paid for bringing it to life. imagine making money from something you thought of, that’s such a beautiful thing.

[Pico 🎈 @Piicools]

A guy accidentally sent his girlfriend a message meant for his best friend.

It said, “Bro, I’m tired of this relationship.”

She replied, “Me too.”

He panicked and called her immediately.

She answered, “Relax. I’ve been waiting for you to say it.”

They broke up in 3 minutes.

His best friend was still typing. 💀🤔

[` @schiz04renic]

btw if you’re against feeding kids in any context, you’re a horrible person

[🏖️ @plugdontmiss]

Whoever bd this is YOU BETTER PRESS CHARGES HE OTW! 😭😭

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

Am done with dating if ever it ends up to this stage 😭😭🤞

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Bro won she doesn't have a sense of humor at all

[ｈａｒｍｌｅｓｓ @harmlessmf]

Idea after idea I can't stop it

[ｈａｒｍｌｅｓｓ @harmlessmf]

people act like online presence isn’t real presence.

But then your friend dies, and suddenly you realize how much of them lived inside those posts and stories and videos.

and that’s when it fucking hits you.

[VICO @Vicophobia01]

People with autism or ADHD: I have this symptom

Me, a schizophrenic: oh me too!

People with autism or ADHD: I have this symptom

Me, a schizophrenic: haha yeah I got that too

People with autism or ADHD: I have this symptom

Me, a schizophrenic: yeah I deal with that daily

People with autism or ADHD: have you been checked for autism/ADHD? It really seems like you have it

Me, a schizophrenic: you know those are all possible symptoms of schizophrenia too right? You know that we have more than just psychosis right? And we can experience almost every symptom of autism and ADHD combined right? You know that we are more alike than we are different, right? Right?

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

If your adult child no longer talk to you,
IT IS YOUR FAULT…

[Lammy @Lammyisback]

Sometimes the exhausting part of socializing isn’t talking to people. It’s having a conversation while simultaneously monitoring your facial expressions, your tone, how long you’ve been talking, whether you’re being annoying, and whether the other person secretly wants you to leave.

[Joshua 🧣🍁🖤 @Joshwins_all]

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others

[valentine @valawakened]

I really like women who don’t shut up for a second, I was literally born to be a man for a chatty woman