G.D. Bowlin

Author of spoopy tales from beyond the graaaave

Novels:
DEEP DARK (@severedpress)
ROCK CITY (@brokenriverbks)

[G.D. Bowlin @GDBStuff]

My short story BLEED FOR ME will be part of the upcoming anthology DOORS OF DARKNESS III: THE MALL from Terrorcore Publishing. Terrorcore creates beautiful, dark, retro horror weirdness and I've been a fan of their stuff for some time.

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@jdowrites hahaha right

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@jdowrites Dude, Van Damme unironically rules. Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Lionheart, all classics.

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@incastellated @jcrawfordwrote The nickname of a pretentious, trendy area of Manhattan

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@KelbyLosackBRB @jdowrites @radicalydde Killer cover art, as always. Just got Berserker Club and need to pick up H&M.

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@jdowrites Just finished up I Was a Teenage Slasher and it fucking rips. My favorite of his so far.

[Back Patio Press 🤏 @PatioBack]

i hate every writer. no exceptions

[House of Vlad Press @HouseofVlad]

AWP is just meeting the same writers/publishers over and over again until you die

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@jimmychampane Never heard of it big dawg

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most books are too long

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@jimmychampane When sixteen former high school classmates attending two separate benefit lunches accidentally murder three attending physicians and a West Highland White terrier they must learn the rules of Ouija to summon Asmodeus and his Kandarian Dagger in order to meet 90's TV star Jennif

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@jdowrites You have to imagine the stomps for yourself

[Gabino Iglesias @Gabino_Iglesias]

Dear Zelenskyy:

I know you got this, but two against one isn’t good math and I don’t like fascist bullies, so if you want to throw hands or whatever next time, give me a call.

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@Gabino_Iglesias Growing up meant learning that nobody's normal and that's a good thing.

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Got a head full of dreams and a heart full of microplastics.

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threw my back out reaching for my vape

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@jimmychampane Creighton Duke? That name makes me think of a girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.

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You can arrest me if you want but Jason Goes to Hell is kind of good.

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@retarded_whore Of course it was gonna be that one, it was never not gonna be that one.