GLITTERTITS defender of the universe

I’m done with all of you. Except you. 😉

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Chasing B12 with White Claws is a vibe.

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My bartender had a Busch latte shirt on and my bookie brain thought it was a velaris shirt. #sarahjaymaas #velaris

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Just got turned on by a Papa John’s commercial.

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I have never been as bad at anything in my life as the Cowboys kicker is at making extra points in this game.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

one thing i know how to do is turn $1500 into $6.38

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Me about home when someone invites me literally anywhere.

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@PatrickJSmith5 I’d be so tired Lolol

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Why can’t they give me days to spread all this good food out? I’m starving 362 days a year then am miserably full wishing for death on 3. Like can a bitch get those 12 days of Christmas already??

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@HIGHm8tenance95 Damn right

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The food and vibes just keeps elevating every year. I love thanksgiving
-typed from purple cow bathroom

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

*fucks up really badly* God’s plan

[danlet @evildanevil]

Can I come over and act peculiar

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“Vicki where have you been?” -everybody at the inside bar

“I’ve been talking Greek mythology with an 8 year old outside...he had a book.” - me

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Me while I’m eating alfredo “Oh my god this is the best day of my life.”

Me 20 minutes after I eat alfredo “Oh my god this is the worst day of my life.”

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@Aderistotle They probably look an awful lot like me at the Chinese buffet.

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@Lexx_skins Yeah tv on the dash holder thing. Straight up show on.

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The disappointment u experience when u get in the uber that’s watching a show..and u like kinda get into it. Then u just gotta get out. Like bro ...can u pause til I get back in next week or what?

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@itsJustinWd Cold to hot is a thing too. Ice baths to sauna every morning is supposed to be nuts.

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@respectmyposts @chefkumquat They have been living in a relative state of peace while he was still alive. Now that he died she knows that she either has to become the tyrant or very likely become victim of another one.

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@respectmyposts @chefkumquat She knows she is going to have to threaten, imprison or kill what were allies to Viserys in order to usurp the throne for her son now that he is dead. Btw some of those children gladiators were Aegons own bastard children. He was killing them off and watching for sport.