GMane

Born in a freak accident when a honey bear stole a train.

[GMane @GMane]

#brands are the worst.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

The European mind cannot fathom this

[matt666 @mattDCLXVI]

every time someone posts their bluesky account

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I have the top tweet on BlueSky, so I guess I win.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

anytime i see one of these “lgb without the t” gays i think about the “association of german national jews,” a group of jews who stayed loyal to hitler hoping it would keep them in his good graces and after a few years he was like nice try! and put them all in concentration camps

[GMane @GMane]

My... dudes...

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

everyone is shocked that it only wednesday

[giorgosmit @giorgosmit]

@AliceAvizandum This cannot be topped

[GMane @GMane]

@jburdbikes See if the insurance company has a reporting line. They’re probably owed any money your employer gets from selling damaged items they paid out for.

[Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot]

I take off my Submarine Expert hat to put on my Russia Understander hat, but no! You fools! They are the same hat

[yimmy zuckenberl @yimmybastard]

The tweet too goated for this world

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

Sure glad nobody embarrassed themselves toda-oh

[dmduncan @dmduncan2010]

Twitter trending on Putin, Prighozin, & Lukashenko right now:

[November @postoctobrist]

https://t.co/NwO2pzDbOv

[GMane @GMane]

@War_Takes They fuck around, we get to find out.

[wint @dril]

pouring a beer into another beer because i once read of the concept of "Mixing Drinks" from a James Bond novel

[Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi]

Friday in the Shire