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[Gshammgod @GShammgod]

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[IG:SLIMTHUG @slimthugga]

We both got babymamas @DwightHoward do u know that they only get 20% in Houston it's wayyyy worst in LA

[Gshammgod @GShammgod]

Thank God! Maybe King Joffrey can enjoy a little peace and quiet now. #Gameofthrones #teamjoffrey

[Gshammgod @GShammgod]

If Randolph could spend 8 seconds in the paint like the refs let Duncan, he'd average 50 ppg and 30 rpg.

[Gshammgod @GShammgod]

#teamcersei "I'll have you strangled while you sleep"

[Dan Snyder Cares @DanSnyderCares]

All that remains is for the chewed up ice at the Verizon Center to cause a crippling knee injury.

[Gshammgod @GShammgod]

Can RG III play for the Caps next year?

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Mark Jackson: "The lord is your shepherd and remember the water runs dry in the south" .. Warriors: "Who guards Manu?"

[Mike Gundy @CoachGundy]

.@edsbs Gender: Male. Current Age: 45 #AskGundy

[Gshammgod @GShammgod]

We needed another corner who gets burnt all the time, cause DeAngelo Hall can only fuck up one side of the field.

[Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert]

A Birthday message to Hitler. You're dead and the Jews run the world. HA HA.

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

If this was grand theft auto, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev would definitely have 6 stars right now.

[bbs @BurritoBrosShit]

Everyone turn to CNN. Their Russian correspondent, Nikolai Volkoff, will try to explain the complex relationship between Russia and Chechnya

[Ryan Ballengee @RyanBallengee]

D.C. folks, can you imagine the TV magic if the uncle teamed with Pat Collins for field reports?

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

Tiger the Masters of the golf. Iron Sheik the Masters of the ring. Tiger Woods wife the Masters of the goldigger bitch

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

If babes had their way, the whole world would just be Target and you'd spend all day standin' in line for pillows, holdin' in a big whizz.

[Gshammgod @GShammgod]

Jim Larranaga is a fucking gangster. #theU

[Gshammgod @GShammgod]

@ZODIAC_MF Who would you drone strike in the US if they gave you the keys? And don't say me.

[3030 @jose3030]

Dale! Pitbull plays for the Knicks?

[Seattle Police Department @SeattlePD]

@drlari they're just just there to keep an eye on things. But you can just pretend they're centaur cosplayers, if you'd prefer.