Gabriel Float

Synthesizing the wisdom of the present age

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

Life will create enough difficulty without your help. Wherever you have the choice, choose people, environments and behaviours that make it easier to carry.

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

Countless young women just saw Taylor Swift point to her wedding ring while cheering on her husband, Travis Kelce. That may have been one of the most important cultural moments of the year.

So many women have grown up with no idea how much that means to men. Being praised for your strengths by somebody who loves you is rocket fuel to us.

Women set the standard that men naturally want to live up to. And last night, Taylor Swift set an amazingly important standard for women.

[Max Velocity @MaxVelocityWX]

BREAKING: Hurricane Hunters just measured an almost unbelievable 889 mb pressure inside Hurricane Polo.

If that reading is confirmed, Polo would become the second strongest hurricane ever recorded in the eastern Pacific, behind only Hurricane Patricia in 2015.

What makes this even more remarkable is how quickly Polo got here. The storm has intensified at an extraordinary rate, being only a tropical storm 24 hours ago.

An 889 mb pressure is an exceptionally rare number in the eastern Pacific, putting Polo into truly historic territory.

We are watching one of the strongest Pacific hurricanes ever observed unfold in real time.

[Gabriel Float @G_celloman5th]

Crazy considering U.S. armed forces have control over Greeneland defense and now Iran is on "code 100" @realDonaldTrump

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump announces complete and permanent American security control over Greenland, and excludes any adversary from Greenland and the surrounding region.

[Susie Wiles @SusieWiles47]

Some personal news I’m grateful to share. After a medical appointment at the Mayo Clinic this week, my pathology results came back clear.

I am cancer free.

Thank you to my family, friends, doctors, and everyone who prayed for me, checked in, and supported me along the way.

A special thank you to President Trump for his unwavering support. I am deeply grateful and will continue to work to advance his America First Agenda.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: The US House has just PASSED a bill that FORCES states -- including Minnesota and California -- to hand over ANY AND ALL information demanded by the Attorney General to investigate FRAUD against federal programs

Medicaid, SNAP, TANF, unemployment insurance, various COVID-era funds, broadband grants, disaster assistance, and more are ALL included.

Newsom is NOT going to be happy 🤣

Expose it ALL, @AGToddBlanche! 🔥

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

Male depression is not female depression.

“Male depression is nearly always a result of learned helplessness, but health providers treat it like female depression and try to make men feel loved instead of powerful.” — @AdamLaneSmith

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

BREAKING: Telegram has been removed from Apple’s App Store globally. Reason currently unknown.

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

Expectations are everything.

“In 2004 the New York Times interviewed Stephen Hawking, the late scientist whose motor-neurone disease left him paralysed and unable to talk since age 21.

“Are you always this cheerful?” the Times asked.

“My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21,” Hawking said.

“Everything since then has been a bonus,” he replied.

If an abjectly terrible situation can be offset with low expectations, the opposite is true.” — @morganhousel

[WayMac 📊 @waymac_x]

This hit really deep💯 Every trader MUST watch🫱🏼‍🫲🏽

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

Fraudsters convicted of stealing money from social programs should get 1 year for every $50,000 stolen. Every million dollars gets 20 years. Make the penalty more painful than the reward.

[✞ Richard ✞ @Richard_gh1]

Psalm 119:37

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50 https://t.co/rLdhOLb2Jb

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Tim Cook To Be Replaced By Tim Cook Pro Max 17 https://t.co/U10JY2mBLR

[Talk Church @churchtalkative]

Pretty much sums it up 😢

[Gabriel Float @G_celloman5th]

@LisaAtThePort @PolkCoSheriff The minute I saw a cat picture, I knew it would be a Karen spewing her opinion about a kid she doesn't even know. Cheers, enjoy your kids, i mean cats. Woops