Gabriel Gallear

Musician with friends.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

One of these is not like the others.

(via @maddow)

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

@_DavidNicholsJr Same

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@MattBasically

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why did the chicken cross the road

he did it for an unknown reason

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

@MattBasically

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why did the dragon went camping

what else is he suppose to do

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

@MattBasically

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why did the crab go to prison

crimes

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

@MattBasically

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

whats the differnce between a man and a poo
nothing

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

@MattBasically

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

man: you are evil
other man: i am not
man:yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
[both mans die]

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

@MattBasically

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

patient: Doctor Doctor There is a crack in my bum!!!! i need a new one!

Doctor: you maniac! everyone has a crack in their bum now go away!

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

@MattBasically

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Whats the diffrence between a sausage roll and a rat?

your not coming to my house

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

@MattBasically

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what do you say to a ham with legs

dont follow me

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

We had four whole uninterrupted days together and it was the best Christmas gift ever honestly. I am the luckiest.
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#merrychristmas #bestchristmasgift #mancrushtuesday #instagays… https://t.co/NsOEfG3twP

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

I woke up to this and fucking @FoxNews @foxnewspolitics is gross despite their v superficial backing of @JimAcosta . Playing to her race by talking about bartending?? Jesus these ppl have no idea what it's like as a regular person. Going back to bed

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

Wowwwww

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What is up with this @Uverse ATL? How is this even a thing??

[Matthew Decuir @MattBasically]

IS IT NORMAL TO HAVE TO WAIT 19 DAYS TO GET @Uverse INSTALLED? DID ANYONE ELSE HAVE TO WAIT NEARLY 3 WEEKS?

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

@uverse How on earth do you not have someone to install internet for 3 weeks?? It's in an apartment, there are probably already hookups ready to go!

[Matthew Decuir @MattBasically]

Everything about this move has been a disaster & I’m mad.

The apt complex won't get off their ass like i’m not giving them 2k/month so I must spend more on a hotel.

No movers had appts today so I must spend more on a hotel.

Now @Uverse is making me wait 19 DAYS for INTERNET.

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

@thetarotman @gaypornfanatic Same!

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

@maddiegreg_ Only those of us who like to live dangerously (not me)

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Republicans are trying to conceal records from 3 of the 5 years Kavanaugh worked in the White House for President Bush. I want to know what exactly is in those papers that they don’t want the American people to see. We won’t stop pushing on this.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Coach- Michael Irvin is snorting cocaine in the locker room.

Jerry Jones- ok

Coach- Greg Hardy just beat his girlfriend.

Jerry Jones- no prob

Coach- Kaepernick kneeled to bring awareness to social inj...

Jerry Jones- MY PLAYERS WILL STAND WITH THE TOE ON THE LINE I MEAN IT!

[Gabriel Gallear @GabeGallear]

@MattBasically RIP liquor box we had many good time