Eric, apparently

aggressively meticulous

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

a dude in london going through the trouble of importing an early 2000s tahoe has more passion and lust for life than I could ever imagine

[big diesel @JustBoysLaughin]

Running autism drills tonight

[Barbie 🎀 Agitprop @BarbieAgitprop]

The purpose of housing is to provide shelter, not for a return on investment hope that helps

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

All this time I thought I was a good person but how I react to slow walkers in front of me would really suggest that I’m absolutely not a good person

[mr. joshua @pants]

rat
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[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Right fucksake just gies a wee key then x

[Razzball @Razzball]

She'll think twice about crowding the plate

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

The defenestrations will continue until morale improved

[Squeaks D’Corgeh @SqueaksDCorgeh]

Dude does anyone else fucking remember these I just got hit with a brain blast

[Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour]

Hot take: There’s a finite amount of time for ‘pensioners’ to generate sympathy from this ‘discrimination’. Mobile phones were introduced 51 years ago, smart phones were introduced 32 years ago. At some point it becomes a dogmatic self-sabotaging lifestyle choice.

[Austin @adoptedhighway]

glad to see everybody having fun on here and making posts. that means your rooms are all clean right?

[Zach Harris @PotCzach]

so is it like, worse than looking at the sun for a second or two on a regular day? because let's not act like we all haven't sneaked a peak at the big guy a few times. get real.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

When I'm late for a film: tricky to find my seat when it's so dark

When I'm sat and see someone else come in late: good, flounder in the darkness. You have no respect for cinema. Why don't you take your whispers and your nachos back to home streaming where you belong

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

The fact that it's so easy to confuse etymology and entomology is just one of those linguistic bugs

[Eric, apparently @GabiGibb]

Giving up Twitter for Lent🫡 If there’s anyone I’m only in touch with on here dm me and I’ll send you my email

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

According to @documentedny and @propublica, more than $52 million has been stolen from people working in restaurants in New York, more than in any other industry and accounting for more than 25% of all reported wage theft in the state. /4
https://t.co/vMl8hR1kjf

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

Purring cat on my lap. That's my plans fucked for the day.