Gabriela Neumayer Johansson

Mother of two, ex-wife of two, open to learning by mistakes... but how many more lessons are there??

[Gabriela Neumayer Johansson @GabrielaJ]

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@EmoPhilips And we wonder why the extraterrestrials won’t contact us, not even the chimps find us interesting

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@Barberismo9 Pero este video lo hizo otra persona!!! @TiltStickOfc por qué se lo robaste sin darle crédito?!?!

But this video was made by somebody else!! @TiltStickOfc why did you steal it and not give him any credit?!?!?

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@TiltStickOfc I’m just about to start dreaming about this stick, so this video hits

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@EmoPhilips Same!!

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@fvacanexa @RodriHQ_16 Eso no quita que hizo un video muy lindo que un estúpido no haría 😊

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Got to see this genius tonight. Funniest, most intelligent comedian you’ll ever hear. Thank you @EmoPhilips

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@EmoPhilips See you in Bozeman. By the way, front row and tables are sold out

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@FOXSoccer @MLS I freaking LOVE him so much 🇦🇷♥️🇦🇷♥️🇦🇷♥️🇦🇷♥️🇦🇷♥️🇦🇷♥️🇦🇷♥️

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@KenJoseph66 @EmoPhilips 😂😂😂 …I watch too many murder mysteries

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@NancyH_60 @bennyjohnson It’s what soccer does!!

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Even with an alert all set up, I still don’t make it in time to read @EmoPhilips’ posts before they disappear 😞

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@Hania16836 B

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@EmoPhilips Small request: please change Charlotte to either the 6th, 7th, or 10th of May — thank you!

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@Argenpoirot San Martín!!

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@Shadyind I still hold rhe world record for being the only person born at Hospital Fernandez on November 12th, 1965 at 4:30am

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no one on twitter has the right to complain about losing an hour

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@ronsterd89 435.00

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@repryanzinke Over 50,000 unidentified children are waiting for rescue. Urge Congress to move on the Renewed Hope Act to rescue children seen in abuse images. These children cannot wait!

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