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I am not Dorian Nakamoto. – Satoshi Nakamoto

[. @Gachigua_]

@Midigo_ Well, they don't have to do sh!t.
I will.

[. @Gachigua_]

This is not the flex you think it is.
Your 'people' must be a patient lot.

[Muthoni💜 @So_nnii]

Mimi ukiniuliza masaa tunafaa kupatana nikwambie 9 we jua hiyo 9 ndio ntakua nikianza kujitayarisha 😭😂

[. @Gachigua_]

Taylor Sheridan. Guy Ritchie. 📽️👌🏻

[. @josh__tntl]

Anything from Guy Ritchie, Taylor Sheridan, Michael Bay, Christopher Nolan or Zack Snyder is automatically top shelf...

[. @Gachigua_]

@waithera_jk This was my mom to the T. I think it's either you have it or you don't because mimi .. siwezi jaribu hayo maneno! Lazima alarms.

[. @Gachigua_]

The analytics team – and Arteta obviously – saw something in him that every other Arsenal fan didn't.

[. @Gachigua_]

Omw! It actually happened. Dang. Well, what's good for the goose is good for the gander I say.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Premier League experience between the sticks 🧤

Welcome to The Arsenal, Illan Meslier! 🇫🇷

[. @Gachigua_]

That away kit is something. ⚪🤌🏻
Definitely getting that one.

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

We're delighted to unveil our new @NikeFootball home & away kits, available online now! �We're delighted to unveil our new @NikeFootball home & away kits, available online now! �We're delighted to unveil our new @NikeFootball home & away kits, available online now! �We're delighted to unveil our new @NikeFootball home & away kits, available online now! �We're delighted to unveil our new @NikeFootball home & away kits, available online now! �We're delighted to unveil our new @NikeFootball home & away kits, available online now! 😍

[. @Gachigua_]

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[Andy Coenen @_coenen]

what the hell is "§" and why does Fable like it so much?

[. @Gachigua_]

@RamzZy_ 😂

[. @Gachigua_]

AI ruined em dashes.
I rarely use them now — lest I be adjudged.

[. @Gachigua_]

Ha — time traveling.

[chimera⚕️ @nitrotheegod]

I genuinely am so worried about the clear signs of AI in writing now. I’m reading Jane Austen and I am in shock.

[YOUnique Man @GeorgeYOUniq_]

Hello twitter.

I am George from Nairobi, Kenya and these are the works of my hands

[. @Gachigua_]

For SACCOs, you need at 30/60 days notice before you can withdraw your savings. Shares are rarely recoverable; you can either transfer to another member or forfeit.

[. @Gachigua_]

Err .. that's not how SACCOs work.
Farming for engagement.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

People are panicking and withdrawing their money from SACCOs.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Dark humour is terrified of her

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

First person to reply with the exact number of pennies in this room win $10,000

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

This is so me and my Kale brothers .
Just live

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

2026 is 50% complete.