The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.
🇺🇸🔥 Goosebumps. Thousands of fans proudly sang the Star-Spangled Banner before Team USA took the field against Australia.
That’s what national pride looks like.
🚨 WOW! Team USA stops to PRAY after their 2-0 victory over Australia in the World Cup
America is a Christian nation! 🙏🏻
These patriots are making their country proud on their home turf! 🇺🇸
UPDATE: We’re on the plane to Buffalo!!! American Airlines was incredibly helpful and made it possible for us to get on this flight. A special thank you to @JJWatt for organizing it while we were in the air to Dallas. Big thanks as well to everyone else who offered their help.🙏
@elonmusk Congratulations @elonmusk that’s for letting the little people join in this venture! We were only able to afford a few shares but thrilled to be part of it!
Dear stupid people trying to claim the Charlie Kirk video is AI or a fake.
I watched Charlie say that live on the livestream when it happened. The video is real. He said it, We all knew it was real. Unlike you all, we actually watched Charlie Kirk.
You all spent months trying to claim "it never happened" now you have the proof. Instead of accepting defeat. You double down on stupidity.
You're not "truth tellers" or "journalists" your pathetic miserable hacks. Find a new grift.
@LauraLoomer@TuckerCarlson@TPUSA I think @TuckerCarlson is jealous of what @charliekirk11 built and impact they continue to make in our country. It’s disgusting how @TuckerCarlson has turned his back on them. It shows me who he really is, it’s obvious he is going for the $ and for the right thing.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Jimmy Kimmel is a grade-A scumbag, and probably the most loathsome, dishonorable creature to ever step foot on network TV, a very high bar.
Reminder: This is the same guy who claimed Charlie’s assassin was MAGA, and then refused to apologize even as affiliates threatened to drop his show. Then when he was let back on by ABC, he cried a lot but never took it back. Dishonorable coward.
Mark my words, he wants the exact same things that gunmen wanted.