Not Gareth Epps

This is a parody account. I am neither a liberal or a democrat. Any similarity of the views expressed here to a Lib Dem malcontent are only in your imagination.

[Not Gareth Epps @GarethDEpps]

If the #libdems think they'll force me to attend bias training they're deluded.

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I shall be reporting the pub staff to the police for racial abuse after they called me a loser. I'm a protected minority don't you know.

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England 25 Wales 21. A desperately sad day for plastic Taffs everywhere, I'm going to kick the cat whan I get home from #ldconf.

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Help me fight the feminista diversity motion whose sole aim is to attack the white privately educated middle-class male minority #ldconf

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Pleased to hear another #YellowTory has left the party. There is no room for anyone who disagrees with me here. Only another 68,571 to go.

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There's a bad smell hanging around the Lib Dems at the moment. Serves you right, you gullible idiots who thought I was ever going to leave.

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I am outraged, truly outraged that #libdems can accuse me of setting up my own fan page on Facebook. I can tell you it was a Mr Sock Puppet.

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Thank you, all 90 of you. The other 69,910 of you bastards can f*** off. I'm reporting you to the party.

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When I said I was resigning I meant it in a Nigel Farage resign sort of way - a big fat lie. A pox on all you who mailed me 'Good Riddance."

[Not Gareth Epps @GarethDEpps]

That's it I'm flouncing out.. It's clear I can no longer be a member of a party that is disgustingly liberal or democratic.

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Outraged than my co-conspirator has been chucked out of the party. Is no-one safe? Don't you know who I am?

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I'm sure my fellow Uber and Twitter hating luddites in the SLF agree. First we nationalise it, then we destroy it. https://t.co/LxOv8EJZN2

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Outraged at decision that Uber is lawful. Disgusting piece of new technology. Any Lib Dems who use apps should join the Tories #yellowtories

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I've had enough of this one horse town. Especially as they won't let me ride it anymore.

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I'm making a formal complaint about the losing deposits joke. It's not funny laughing at me soiling my trousers on election night #gleeclub

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Why is everyone getting angry with Mary Reid? The whole of SLF agrees with Jeremy. Trouble is Labour won't have us :( http://t.co/1zEpOiFXWT

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Pleased for Jeremy today. Solidarity with my fellow beardy weirdy. #labourleadership

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Baroness Williams' idea that non-Corbynites may merge with leftie #libdems is slur to Labour members with principles. They'd never have us.

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Tim has obviously tried to address gender inequality with his shadow cabinet. I now regret voting for him. I am the new oppressed.

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So many happy new members at last night's leadership rally. Wonder how long it'll be until I've managed to piss them all off?