John Gargett

Johnny boy - I'm rich with love a millionaire, I've so much it's unfair!

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

@Shasta19881 I found the roof area x

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

Plans for today - zero! Not moving from here 👌🏻 🍺 ☀️ #lazylockdown

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

Cancelled the caravan holiday for the week after Easter😢but I’m still off so need to get the family tent out & get it ready for family camping with the sleeping bags, bbq & all the kit, cause the kids had the genius idea of camping out for a few nights in our back garden👍🏻#plan

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

“Those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat it”. Seems more appropriate today than ever - united we stand, divided we fall 😪

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

@gillystevas 😂you win! clear sweep for you on the puns. Be modest & brush it off 🤣

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

@gillystevas Very good! I CANISTER-t the new year without a joke 😂hope you’re still UPRIGHT💥

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

@gillystevas That sucks mate! 😂 _📀 🎵

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

Lauren’s Saturday night taxi - when you get a text to say 20mins left in film but you’ve already arrived to pick her up 😕. Best settle down to a movie on my phone & wait #dadproblems 🚖 😊

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

@SkyNews amazing lady! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Diane Abbott @HackneyAbbott]

Ian Austin, 1 year as a junior minister at DCLG, says he won't vote for Labour.

Wall-to-wall coverage.

Ken Clarke, 9 years as Secretary of State, including as Chancellor, says he won't vote for the Conservatives.

Silence.

Balanced election coverage?

[Your Christmas Countdown @christmas_clock]

It's #November! The HUGE countdown to Christmas begins!
👉https://t.co/08kJVAWqc2

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Dislocating your shoulders to remove your coat without touching fellow train passengers

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

@gillystevas Never ever mate 😊

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

@gillystevas 😂Even today I still wear my favourite lanyard, it gets cleaned monthly & is the best gift ever! The gift that keeps on giving everyday 👍🏻

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

@BBCBreaking I only did a marathon once, it took just under 6 hours & almost killed me! This is seriously impressive. 26.2 miles under 2 hours-how?👏🏻

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

“Licence & registration sir!”Just like CHiPS - California Highway Patrol 🚨

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

US caravan site! Great to see caravanning is a thing in the States, even though the vans they tow are the size of houses. 🇺🇸 #californiacaravanning

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

When you walk passed this! #beafraidbeveryafraid 🤡

[John Gargett @GargettJ]

@Claire1588 @martiofficial Tell Steven “don’t look back in anger” at missing Liam! You’re right though legendary husband status there like, for better for worse - that’s the worse right there 😂. Have a mint last night ⛺️🍺 See you in Landan In Tuesday mate🚆