Garrett Ulrich

Just do it already…

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

This is your brain on drugs…

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Leon Rose is white!!!!!

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

Leaving the amazing party scene in San Antonio is crazy

[Chris Haynes @ChrisBHaynes]

The Knicks are flying back to New York tonight to finish celebrating, sources tell me.

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

Qatar torturing foreigners at the death is fitting

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Now we get to find out who flops more the Canadian national team or SGA

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

I didn’t know De’Aaron Fox was in goal for South Africa

[Zito @_Zeets]

What a silly goal for South Africa to give up

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

@AliceRHamilton That’s Ariana pequeña

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

Next time….

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

This is wild. Benjamin Netanyahu trolls the idiots who spread lies about him being dead.

“Can you count my fingers? There are 5 fingers.”

Hilarious.

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

My day is ruined….

[Mossad Commentary @MOSSADil]

🇮🇱 BIBI IS ALIVE
They said he was dead, but then rose after 3 days..with only 5 fingers in each hand.

Benjamin Netanyahu speaking:
“What did you ask me? You think they’re not saying online that Bibi is dead?
I’m crazy about coffee. You know what else? I’m crazy about my people.
The way they’re behaving is fantastic.
Do you want to count the number of fingers? You can show them. Here.
Cheers.
Do you think the message to people going outside is to get some fresh air?
Yes, go out for some air — but stay near a protected shelter.
Your resilience is amazing. It gives strength to me, to the government, to the IDF, and to the Mossad.
We are doing things that I cannot share right now, but we are striking Iran very hard — even today — and also continuing in Lebanon.
You’re telling me to keep going? I’m telling all of you — you keep going too.
Continue to follow the Home Front Command instructions at all times. Always stay close to a protected space.
We will ease restrictions whenever possible.
And thank you for the coffee — it’s excellent. I’m not sure about the calories though. That looks very dangerous.”

[Mossad Commentary @MOSSADil]

🇮🇱 BIBI IS ALIVE
They said he was dead, but then rose after 3 days..with only 5 fingers in each hand.

Benjamin Netanyahu speaking:
“What did you ask me? You think they’re not saying online that Bibi is dead?
I’m crazy about coffee. You know what else? I’m crazy about my people.
The way they’re behaving is fantastic.
Do you want to count the number of fingers? You can show them. Here.
Cheers.
Do you think the message to people going outside is to get some fresh air?
Yes, go out for some air — but stay near a protected shelter.
Your resilience is amazing. It gives strength to me, to the government, to the IDF, and to the Mossad.
We are doing things that I cannot share right now, but we are striking Iran very hard — even today — and also continuing in Lebanon.
You’re telling me to keep going? I’m telling all of you — you keep going too.
Continue to follow the Home Front Command instructions at all times. Always stay close to a protected space.
We will ease restrictions whenever possible.
And thank you for the coffee — it’s excellent. I’m not sure about the calories though. That looks very dangerous.”

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

Big Dick Stid…..

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

Peek-a-Boutte

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@jmthrivept He jumps off thr tape every time you see him

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Maybe Daniel Jones should try not fumbling

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

@PrideOfLR Ice up son…

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

Can Joe Falcco play both ways? Bengals need bodies on defense

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

Don’t worry about Nabers guys… 😢

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

@InBijanWeTrust @Joejoezone1 You didn't say anything about him playing QB! I love Penix but this shit is ridiculous and I am glad they didn't put him in again after this

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

@Travon I can’t tell what’s the most offensive the slur, the beat, or the flow

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

This country is over if we can’t even all argee that the less Jimmy Kimmel the better….

[Garrett Ulrich @GarrettJokes]

Might be the only time Diggs scores this year

[TMZ @TMZ]

Congratulations to Cardi B, who announced that she is PREGNANT with Stefon Diggs' baby! 👏 https://t.co/kGBo1kRHCX