PigIron

Ordinary boy. Back of the class, looking out windows.

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

Coffee, a mohawk & a re-read. Keep it simple.

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

Wednesday doing Wednesday things.

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

This. Magnificent.

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

@DbDjamel A King Alone it'll be, then. Thank you!

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

Eenie meenie miney moe....

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

Dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ian Duhig FRSL @ianduhig]

Snow was general all over Stroud. It was falling upon the Tesco Express from its toilet seats and, further westwards, falling into its car park. It was falling too upon the chained trolleys. It lay drifted upon the dashboard of James Joyce's BMW . . .

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@Vekica Depends what you're churning in. 🤣🤣.

But yup, grundle butter away.

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

@Vekica 🤣🤣 S'how she likes her men - same her autumn casserole: thick & beefy & filling her pot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me: Lookout, it's starting to bubble over!!!!
Vek: Leave it, it's fine. Just fine.
Me: But.....
Vek: Leave it.

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

@Vekica He's a girthy one. 🤣

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

@Vekica ATONE, YOU BEAST!!!

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

@Vekica Redwood, cherrywood, clitwood.......once you're sweating & swinging, you're sweating & swinging.

***Vek retreats to her room for a lie down & a dwell on the matter.*** 🤣🤣🤣

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

@Vekica HAVE GRAPES, CAN TRAVEL!!

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@Biceptacon @nostalgiaa Same! Childhood memories.

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

It's always still 1984 in some small part of my heart.

- You're THAT old?
- Shuddup.
- You have a heart??
- Shuddup.

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

@Vekica That was just click-bait for pedants.

Oh look, I just caught one.

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

Why you break my head like this, Mr Faber??

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

@Vekica I wanted to name my first child that. Kevlar. It invoked happy memories.

[PigIron @GarryPCox]

@Vekica Indeed. As you can see, I've had to rub one out to get over the irritation.

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@ThetaRider Good karma (or whatever name you want to give to it). All these things add up.