Gary Matthews

Artist, Father, Ancillary Character with limited dialogue options.
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[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

I'm probably here until the wheels fall off this stupid fucking carcrash of a website, but for future reference:
@garymatthews.bsky.social

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@FabrizioRomano Paid tweet to raise the price

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@SimonPeach So workmanlike

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@stats_feed Nobody in Ireland actually says feck

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@ManUtd Jadons 'contributions'?

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@ProtonInspector Yeah why do they have pecs and shoulders?

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@bethTmufc Or maybe now is the time to promote youth

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@StretfordPaddck Everybody is £100M now

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@MickWest Nosy bastard filter

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@THE_REAL_CH3 @Nathanswfc2004 Dude, I've no love for the Brits but your 'civilization' is falling apart right before our eyes.

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@thejournal_ie Cowards

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@CoreyWriting @BayAreaNewLibs Wow that's how Palestinians must feel

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@Sukraine @CaolanReports Sorry, you've used the word cockwomble. Your opinion is disregarded.

[Enthusiastic Eunuch @ChiuauaTeardrop]

Ireland fucked its housing crisis right over the edge to take in 100K Ukrainian refugees and almost nobody objected. Now the entire island is a Russian op because Tommy Robinson's mate pointed out something we have known for 4 years. OH MY GOD FUCK OFF

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@soBoticulate @litteralyme0 Since you're referring to them as retarded I'm going to assume that you are in fact the bad guy.

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@rtenews The gunfire did it

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@marklevinshow Oh no

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@h17253 @Graograman87171 @OTregub Talking out of your arse

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@IrishArtist2025 You certainly are

[Gary Matthews @GaryJMatthews]

@pissblaster3000 Missing the entire narrative point of the story you are trying to tell is generally considered bad yes.