Gary Pedretti

while(Can != Should) { Assert(SolutionToSoftwareIndustryCrisis != JustOneMore {Language, Paradigm, Platform, Framework, Pattern, Tool, Methodology, Process}); }

[Gary Pedretti @GaryPedretti]

Handoffs - imposed or voluntary - kill living documents by discretely separating creation, maintenance, and consumption in role and in time.
#LivingDocuments #Agile #Scrum #Collaboration

[Alan Weiss @BentleyGTCSpeed]

When you "label" people (analytic, High D, green, introvert, inverted giraffe) and drop them in that "drawer" you don't understand them better, you understand them less.

[Dave Dame @DDame]

Having a prioritized list of initiatives this year is good. Being deliberate on what initiatives you are *not* going to do is better. Low priority is a lie. #Focus

[Ramit Sethi @ramit]

The most boring people in the world are obsessed with "waste"

Waste in their spending, waste in government budgets, waste waste waste waste waste

Yes, we should try to be efficient. But there are other virtues besides efficiency, and any system of any complexity has some waste

[Gary Pedretti @GaryPedretti]

@EricDBoyd @rains27 LOL

[casual inference @davidmonington]

@Austen They used to say like "Dylan is baking it" and I ordered so much I started to doubt it was real based on some of the names that were popping up, like I doubted any "Alfred" was baking pies for Dominos in my neighborhood

[Gary Pedretti @GaryPedretti]

@EricDBoyd and @rains27 - remember this conversation from many, many years ago? Hate to say “I told you so” but…. I believe it also had/has fake names of who was baking, delivering, etc.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

I was very very sad when I learned the Domino’s pizza tracker is entirely fake (based solely on time since order), but I have to commend whatever engineer suggested doing that instead of spending $200 million building out the infrastructure to support it being real

[shift reset (@[email protected]) @reset_shift]

@adrianhon People think cyberpunk is robot arms and sunglasses, when really it's this

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

[Gary Pedretti @GaryPedretti]

@Gitpodstatus seems much better now, but still getting some intermittent errors and unable to start Workspace if I exit and go back in

[Gary Pedretti @GaryPedretti]

@Gitpodstatus I notice on your status page you're tracking issues with opening workspaces in the EU - having the same problem in US too.

[Gary Pedretti @GaryPedretti]

@Gitpodstatus @GitPodStatus OutOfmemory: Pod Node didn't have enough resource: memory, requested: 3435973837, used: 76178626974, capacity: 66387656704

[Ryan Ripley ☧ @ryanripley]

Did you know that @todd_miller11 and I have an @agileforhumans YouTube channel? We post daily #Scrum videos, have a Scrum 101 course, #Kanban videos, #Agile Coaching vids, etc. All for FREE. Like, Subscribe and check it out! If we get to 10,000 subs, this becomes a t-shirt.

[Naval @naval]

You’re doing sales because you failed at marketing.

You’re doing marketing because you failed at product.

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

"I'm a founder building a platform to help teams work more efficiently in asynchronous ways, reducing the number of in-person meetings, syncs, calls.

I'd love to hop on a call to show you what we're building."

The irony.

[Ryan Ripley ☧ @ryanripley]

Have you read Fixing Your Scrum yet? If so, would you leave a review? If not, what are you waiting for? 😀
https://t.co/AMxH3iB56t

[Dave Dame @DDame]

It’s not about what I CAN’T do. It’s about what I CAN do. I’m proud of how much control I have in my unassisted walking after 18 months of training. #CerebralPalsyAt51

[Tim Ottinger @tottinge]

“This bad code exists because it was the quickest thing that a person under pressure could accomplish without learning anything new.” https://t.co/Lz25MPKiW5

[Inactive; Bluesky is @hillelwayne(dot)com @hillelogram]

Anyone who prides themselves on being an independent thinker should agree with the mainstream when the mainstream is right. Statistically, this has to happen at least some of the time. So anybody who *always* disagrees with the mainstream isn't an independent thinker.

[Gary Pedretti @GaryPedretti]

@jchyip Pairing halves "productivity" or output of TYPISTS, not PROGRAMMERS. Are we really still having this discussion?!?!?