Gate Of Heavens

HTH, THIS.

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What the astrologers forget is that constellation does not imply causation.

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@simplic10

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It's very rude of you to be hurt by me. Even if you have no intention of carrying it out, you're still implicitly threatening revenge.

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@willdoingthings @preinfarction I don't think our disagreement here is more than verbal.

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"Wait. Wait! What if we were to kill him… in the present?" —Claus von Stauffenberg, after years of fruitless research in time travel physics

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Up Shutter Five: like Up Goer Five, but you can only use the zero most common words.

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When the moon hits your eye & you fall down and die, this is Sparta
When the world seems to shine in the Hell where you dine, this is Sparta

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@BiasOfEstimator OR is the gate that leadeth to destruction; AND is the gate that leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it

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Reality exists distributed across old stored versions of stupid essays about its themes—the doctrine of "it from nitwit lit crit git commit"

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I used to be a pianist like you, then I took Nancarrow in the knee.

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@GabrielDuquette You're welcome!

[Clone Of Snow @CloneOfSnow]

It matters not how I'm half sunk,
How time has taken all my things,
Or how my legs don't have a trunk.
I am the king of all the kings.

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

I am inordinately proud of my utilitarianism-themed Major-General's Song ripoff:
https://t.co/vZ3acLfUUv

[Clone Of Snow @CloneOfSnow]

It matters not how cold the ice,
How hard your breakfast now becomes,
I'll leave a note here that's concise:
I am the eater of your plums

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The dreaded "damnatio memetica" meant that the names of those who fell out of favour with the Senate would be erased from all viral content.

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Anastasia interviews a mysterious French economist. She finds he's a man who obeys his own law—and creates his own demand (50 Shades of Say)

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New Year's Eve, 2024. A woman meets an enigmatic businessman, not knowing her entire world... is about to change colour. (50 Shades of Grue)

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Every year, to maintain eternal youth, Dorian sheds a ghostly self—but after half a century, they escape the underworld. (50 Shades of Gray)

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It matters not how strait the gate
You try to enter with your soul;
Solution there, it seems to me,
Is going through a bigger hole.

[Gate Of Heavens @GateOfHeavens]

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll;
Solution there, it seems to me,
Is to succeed & reach your goal