Nate Gabriel

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

Ah yes, one of the two enders.

[David Rowe @mrdavidrowe]

This is a bad sign

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

This is just a matter of time, right?

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

This is true! A lot of thanks to @JNRlitauthor and to our dog. (Dog not pictured. That's not him.)

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

@ppyajunebug Not how I wanted to get back on Twitter, but...no she didn't. Double-check again with the people who were there, but don't just accuse @IsvariM of stuff she didn't do.

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

@mindspillage If ICE used its characteristic levels of thinking things through then it might not be clear to them either. Then those colleges can say it's a hybrid with no one to dispute it.

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

@evanpro Oh I have the BEST news.

https://t.co/CvvZKn4f31

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

Honored to be chosen as one of Cosmologists Epochly's "13 Billion under 13 Billion."

(Half the slots are empty because getting an estimate of the world population to within a factor of two is pretty impressive for a cosmologist.)

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

Part of the point of Gandalves is to "rekindle hearts in a world that grows chill," which presumably involves propaganda sometimes.

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

Hey, I might not have tweeted in 2.1 years but at least that proves I'm not President.

Here's my wife in-character as Donald Trump singing about crimes:

https://t.co/NhgnstTNtY

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

@ASFleischman @KevinMcFromTX So if someone blocks every window in the state Capitol with Confederate flags, is it illegal for them to take it down? They'd be an officer of the state removing it for purposes of preventing visible display...

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

@mherreshoff @YIMBY_Princeton @michaelblume There's an intentional community in DC that declared themselves a religion. They got an exemption and now they celebrate an annual Holy Zoning Day featuring Saint Whoever it was who approved this.

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

@ESYudkowsky Yeah, I had basically this happen to me.

https://t.co/jsE1KKNEjm

(This is in DC, where the letters I and J are interchangeable, so my wife's initials being IM is close enough for psychic logic.)

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

@PatDooris @BrianBoquistGOP @OregonGovBrown Hot take: this is a challenge to a duel and @BrianBoquistGOP just made himself ineligible to hold public office in Oregon under Article II section 9 of the state constitution.

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

@qntm Yes. https://t.co/9t70ZXATeY

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

Technically this is only true if you can find a bobcat qualified for the Senate, but realistically it's probably harder to find one that isn't. https://t.co/PFZ7EZFc7e

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

People of Alabama: if you write in "Senator Bobcat", the governor will be forced to capture a bobcat and appoint it to the senate.

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

For sale: talking bird. Nevermore.

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

@mindspillage I was terrified of hagfish as a kid. "Don't worry," I told myself, "they live in the deep sea. And no one would ever—"

I grew up in Oregon.

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

For some reason, when I say I wrote the book on perjury no one ever believes me.

[Nate Gabriel @superlativeish]

@mindspillage @michaelblume It is the BBC's loss.