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Cult

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

Listen I might be 2017 years old but I still bang mad bitches yo!!!! Your mcm can’t even SPELL cunnilingus 👅👅👅👅👅

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FYI: The very concept of a Super Moon is an embarrassment to everything else we call super: Supernova, Supercollider, Superman, Super Mario Bros.

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

Blake Shelton is not even the sexiest:

1) Gwen Stefani spouse (Gavin Rossdale)
2) country singer (Steve Grand)
3) Voice guy (Adam Levine)
4) Blake (Blake Lively)
5) Racist (Dean Cain)

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

reminder to everyone in new spring that you will die someday and realize you don't have eternal life and you'll rot in the ground like me

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Biden: I'm gonna punch him.
Obama: Smile and wave, Joe.

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

Then don't suggest your own!!! https://t.co/FIOXVQ99Jq

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

Y'all wanna be funny so bad 😂😂 https://t.co/LkbqKDZGjd

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

@makennamiller_ this is your sense of humor? This is all you have? God I'm glad we don't share friends. Enjoy your boring life

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

@makennamiller_ @GodboldMariah YOU TWEETED AT ME FIRST WHEN IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU 😂😂😂

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

@makennamiller_ @GodboldMariah you're one bored person aren't you? I'm sorry

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

@makennamiller_ @GodboldMariah you're hysterical. Really. Keep the jokes coming.

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

@makennamiller_ @GodboldMariah ....Are you trying make a joke? Or insult me? I'm not getting it. I'm bored

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

@makennamiller_ @GodboldMariah I'm laughing cause that's your idea of a comeback

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

@GodboldMariah are you sure you can even comprehend this little chart Mariah considering you FAILED statistics? Xoxo

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

The only thing "in you" is a 12 pack of bud light my friend https://t.co/DUYtOChyQY

[Perry Noble @perrynoble]

One of the biggest lessons I've been learning lately is...

The One who is in you > what you are going through!

(Psalm 23:4)

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

Raised on Jesus's dick

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

"Okay frfr who gives better head? Me or God? It's me ain't it" https://t.co/0PeXZTtfqO

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

perry noble and newspring can preach to us about how disgusting our sins are, but when we do it to him were "hateful". Nah

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

Sorry for not pardoning a man who abused his wife, and committed a sin that he told others they'd go to hell for.

[Gauntlet @Gauntlet666]

Especially not with a keg all to yourself, amirite @perrynoble? https://t.co/CkiWSSQyJr

[Perry Noble @perrynoble]

A HUGE "thank you" to all of the birthday wishes today - 45 doesn't feel so bad!! 😃😃😃😃😃