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[CMS Invests @cmsinvests]

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE FED STARTS PUMPING BILLIONS INTO THE MARKET, RIGHT?

[Algid Squid @Algid_Squid]

“Splat yourself, Squigger”

[₥ @porkbub]

my bad for assuming you were gay. thanks for clarifying that you just act like that

[BroToastR 🍉 COMMS OPEN!! @SCT_PLGRM]

elon musk becoming conscious after my time possessing him is over:

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[Mohammad Alsaafin @malsaafin]

Not satire: Israel is demanding that as part of the ceasefire agreement with Hamas, it be allowed to continue attacking Gaza.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

And just after @telegram made that tweet, their app was removed from the Apple App Store.

[haly @halyconics]

rent a girlfriend ending with kazuya dating a guy would genuinely turn this mess of a manga into a genuine 10/10 masterpiece out of sheer comedic value

[zellie @zellieimani]

Flock cameras haven’t been used to solve one murder yet. Just cops monitoring their girlfriends, exes or women they lust after.

[🐻 @woman0fwise]

Men always be messing with women and then wanna act like victims after they get their ass handled

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

this person is trying to kill the president @police

[ArunAnnow @ArunAnnow]

Please shut up about things you do not understand.

I literally work in software engineering and have been forced at metaphorical gunpoint to use Claude Code.

They produce far more bugs than help for the price. It is far better to just write code by hand.

[unidad básica artemy burakh @bat_exhumer]

i never considered that scooby doo could be bisexual. perhaps im a bad person

[RamenRetro🍩 @ramenretro1]

Sector Z might be the most tragic characters in Codename: Kids Next Door They were brainwashed into becoming Father's kids, yet you can tell part of them is still aware of who they used to be It's honestly one of the show's darkest storylines

[キャラメル :3 @dumbgaycatgirl]

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