Diatomaceous Earl

Rig Partiestal • I/me/mine

[Diatomaceous Earl @GeddyRamone]

@DTE_Energy Hope you had a great weekend
No rate hike for lazy criminal organizations
Enough is enough. Ban the corrupt monopoly!

[Diatomaceous Earl @GeddyRamone]

⁦@discoveryplus⁩ ⁦@hbomax⁩ I’m in. How much do I get paid to watch after the trial period?
#freetrial #Maxapp #The12Watch #WarnerBD

[Diatomaceous Earl @GeddyRamone]

@BallySportsDET @NFHS_Org @NFHSNetwork @MHSAA #SHAMEonYOU @tech_cass @HoopsBigReds

[Diatomaceous Earl @GeddyRamone]

@NFHSNetwork @NFHS_Org YOU DROPPED THE FEED in the fourth quarter of the @MHSAA division one boys finals #shame

[Diatomaceous Earl @GeddyRamone]

@TheDZoneBBall @tech_cass @HoopsBigReds #NFHS dropped the feed. @NFHS_Org

[Nicole ❤️ Ghost Crew 👻 @nicole_pinter6]

#B1GChampionship Time of Possession so far:

Michigan 3:48
Purdue 6:59
@CFBONFOX commercials 20:00
Ref Reviews 10:00

[The D Zone @TheD_Zone]

D7 Pre-District:

Elkton-Pigeon-Bay Port Laker beat Bad Axe 21-14

@BA_Hatchets @EPBPLakers

[Diatomaceous Earl @GeddyRamone]

@WSJ #$$$ #&%

[Diatomaceous Earl @GeddyRamone]

@atrupar Skyrocketing downward? There’s a better word, let me think ... ah, crashing, that’s it! Crashing!

[Diatomaceous Earl @GeddyRamone]

@johnlevenstein “For us to be successful, we will need to play well in our own zone, backcheck ferociously and have a net front presence in the offensive zone!”

[Diatomaceous Earl @GeddyRamone]

@schnd @dyl_seidel #EternalRelevance

[Ian @biscuitsgod]

@BrendonHope Cant decide between

Poo Fighters
Poxy Music
O M G
The Four Mops
Couldplay
Supertrump
David Bogie
Nob Dylan
The Donkees
Bang Crosby
The Jesus and Gary Chain
Sea Pistols
Shania Train
Backstreet Bogs
The Dangles
Wank Chung
The Boobie Brothers
Whim

#RuinABandNameByChangingOneLetter

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Finally, if Americans are forced to choose between voting this November or staying safe from the virus, our democracy will be lost. Adopting, enforcing, and funding mandatory reforms to make sure everyone can vote safely is not optional. https://t.co/Vzb42seNnQ

[Diatomaceous Earl @GeddyRamone]

No way.

[NPR @NPR]

In a development that could challenge the Constitution's prohibition of any law "respecting the establishment of religion," the federal government will soon provide money directly to U.S. churches to help them pay pastor salaries and utility bills.
https://t.co/UVK0UI6jO8

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

In Wisconsin, Republicans have proven that they're willing to get people killed to protect minority rule.
https://t.co/FDpIwrOCR4

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

"The mail ballots are corrupt in my opinion," says Trump, who requested a mail ballot to vote in last month's Florida primary.

[Diatomaceous Earl @GeddyRamone]

@BorowitzReport
This was funny in 2016. Herniated my gut that summer.
Let’s not 2020.
@onlxn remembers.

[Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw]

THREAD:

On January 26th, we were all tweeting about Kobe’s death and Rogan’s endorsement of Bernie. Meanwhile, US Senators were dumping stock after a closed-door meeting on coronavirus.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president