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Movies are life, so are socks! I’ll admit I RT a lot of sports stuff or things I find funny but I don’t see your timeline, sorry 🤷‍♂️

[Geeeeerardo @GeeeeMaaan]

“There’s seven billion forty-seven million people in this world and I have the audacity to think I matter.”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Alex Reimer @AlexReimer1]

I love this trick from baby boomers. Make things insanely unaffordable and do not raise workers’ wages. Then, complain that young people spend too much money on frivolous activities like eating lunch.

[Aaron @AaronCornielle]

Ah yes, why are people spending $28 on lunch and not why is lunch $28.

Great analysis.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Imagine waiting your entire life to hear your name called at the NFL Draft only for you to get selected with the thirtyfiveuth pick in a draft 10 years ago

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

Republicans suddenly want religion out of politics lol

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

The Korean call of Jungy’s first homer is 🔥

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

Not even joking this is far and away the best idea and would actually 1000% work

[chels @gremlingardener]

when the trees are gone & the water is no longer clean & our natural resources are depleted & they’re trying to sell us bottled air like the fucking lorax, when nature becomes a luxury & the bees disappear and the food supply dwindles, at least you owned the libs, am I right?!

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN WORLDWIDE

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

Jesus I was not prepared for how long that list was gonna be

[@kp_official1 on IG @kp_official_1]

Putting things into perspective like this should be enough to make people revolt

[Beans (Beaneater Buzz) @BeaneaterB]

Imagine you’ve waited 6 months to watch your favorite team on Opening Day. You show up at the ballpark excited for the new season, and you have to listen to Bert Kreischer pretend he knows anything about your storied franchise before the Yankees skullfuck your ace in the 2nd inning.

[bryan 🌉 @bryarea]

Whatever the hell they said to eachother here, it didn’t work

[Yining Karl Li @yiningkarlli]

The Brewers broadcasting booth lost their read out sheet to the wind and it got plastered to the foul net, so the cameraman zooms all the way in so the booth can still read the sheet.

I love baseball so much and I’m so glad baseball season with all of its goofiness is back. 🤣

[Ashwini @RenWaterOx]

This what people don’t understand.

Everyone is praising the wit, the humor, his cleverness. But deep down he’s still a human and a man that was deeply violated and racially targeted. Kudos to his resilience and strength, but no one should have to experience this.

[flexxico @ripflexxico]

14 Years Ago Today,

Odd Future dropped 'Oldie' (2012) prod. by Tyler 📀

A 10-minute freestyle featuring Tyler, Hodgy, Left Brain, Mike G, Domo, Frank, Jasper & Earl

The final track on "The OF Tape Vol. 2" 💽

[Jayson Stark @jaysonst]

It’s only spring training, but Mike Yastrzemski looks like he’s going to be an incredible fit for the Braves.

He just homered again, making him 8 for 14 (.529) this spring with 4 homers, a double and an 1.829 OPS

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.”

[Mortal Kombat Movie @MKMovie]

The wait is almost over! Mortal Kombat II arrives in theaters and @imax May 8.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

John Oliver did a brutal exposé of how Elon Musk destroyed Twitter and turned X into a cesspool of right-wing misinformation.

Oliver hasn't posted in over a year: "I will be going back there tomorrow to post a link to this piece before going silent again."

Worth a watch.