GeekJokes

But there's nothing there.
And that pet project wasnt a good idea. I follow exactly 333 accounts (666 is too many).

[GeekJokes @GeekJokes_GJ]

oh damn
ten years, X years, of twitter... seems fitting to leave now
#MyXAnniversary

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@syncopate100 @Calvinn_Hobbes it's about the principle!

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happy tau day @markiplier

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@markiplier to be expected, it's literally an ocean

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck nighed

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@jschlatt @smosh schlatt doesnt ask, schlatt DEMANDS

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@iampatricksly @depthsofwiki before the image loaded i thought "i wonder what does he mean, is that some pun?"
NO IT ISNT

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@Love_Hart942 @Lesser_Star IT'S NOT JUST ME

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@fireured @BlueHedgehog649 damn i dont remember that last one

[Alphons6 @Alphons63]

Why does it get faster when you look away

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@Alphons63 wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

[GeekJokes @GeekJokes_GJ]

@HugoThatPinkCat also, how the fuck is that news?
"A PERSON HAS AN INTERPRETATION ON A BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Trinary 🐀 @TrinarySuns]

Bluechecks will now be getting paid for ad views in their replies. Going forward, treat all hot takes as bait. If you absolutely have to get in a dunk don't quote, take a screenshot. Preferably just block them. Remember, by engaging you're directly giving these shitheads money.

[GeekJokes @GeekJokes_GJ]

@OrdanaryMods imagine using this with apotheosis

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@OrdanaryMods

[HellionGames @xHellionGamesx]

Now officially announcing the release of Hellion's Sniffer+, an overhaul mod for 1.20 featuring new Sniffer behaviors, several new plants, and a new biome to explore. Out now on Modrinth and CurseForge, links in the thread. #Minecraft #MinecraftMod #TrailsAndTales

[Violet Moon @VazkiiMods]

We have finished rewriting the fractureiser virus document into a more concise and readable repository for users.

If you a Modded Minecraft player and are concerned about the virus and want to know what to do, please read:

https://t.co/sMF4N6xM1G

(RT appreciated ty)

[Direwolf20 @Direwolf20]

🚨Security alert

A few curseforge mods were updated recently to contain malware. It *appears* an account or 2 may have been compromised. Most mods have been removed already, some haven’t.

Be safe, and consider not updating mods for a day or 2

Below list is *not* all inclusive

[OptiFine @OptiFineNews]

We wanted to help spread the word about a recent malware attack on Minecraft mods. The situation is still developing and we will post more information as we get it.

[Iris Shaders @IrisShaders]

Overview of everything:

The fractureiser malware is capable of, once installed, stealing Discord tokens and payment info, stealing Microsoft Account logins, and stealing any browser cookies/logins. Here's what it does and how to stay safe. (thread)