GeneralKaty

Oh, you know. Just another Katy. Moving over to @[email protected] , come say hi!

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Trump just absolutely champing at the bit trying to get the news cycle back on him and then RFK jr. pops out of a cake screaming, “A DECADE AGO I STAGED THE MURDER OF A BEAR CUB IN CENTRAL PARK!!!”

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

We talked to three undecided voters to make sure they're doing ok. You able to breathe bud? Do you know about food?

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Don't let any political journalist or outlet opine about politicization. Immediately after the shooting, GOP Members of Congress were already blaming Pres. Biden. Trump is currently fundraising off this. Don't let them shame you into ignoring this appalling double standard.

[Count von Count @CountVonCount]

Thirty four!

[GeneralKaty @GeneralKaty]

stunningly awful

[Patrice Snow @PatriceSnow]

Wow. Chili's or O'Charley's - he's going to let you choose. What a winner!

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

SCOUNDREL WATCHING SOMEONE BUY AN ICE CREAM CONE: ‘why oh why will nobody buy my bucket of slop? cant believe the state of the dessert world. how far we have fallen that the slop bucket from a sad groaning man gets no attention these days’

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

big solar mood.

[John Hudson @John_Hudson]

Munition dropped right through the World Central Kitchen logo

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

Today @WCKitchen lost several of our sisters and brothers in an IDF air strike in Gaza. I am heartbroken and grieving for their families and friends and our whole WCK family. These are people…angels…I served alongside in Ukraine, Gaza, Turkey, Morocco, Bahamas, Indonesia. They are not faceless…they are not nameless. The Israeli government needs to stop this indiscriminate killing. It needs to stop restricting humanitarian aid, stop killing civilians and aid workers, and stop using food as a weapon. No more innocent lives lost. Peace starts with our shared humanity. It needs to start now.

[GeneralKaty @GeneralKaty]

Celebrating 25 years of marriage today - happy anniversary Babe!

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

Last night, A told me about how a 3 year old puppet innocently asked y'all how y'all were and y'all sat down on the stoop next to him, slid the brown paper bag from the lip of your 40, and recited the entirety of "Mother to Son" to him for thirteen hours. And I somehow missed it.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Wow.

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[GeneralKaty @GeneralKaty]

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[GeneralKaty @GeneralKaty]

Fucking finally! #restinpissinger

[GeneralKaty @GeneralKaty]

Dance Commander Disco folx, we are open tonight! It's a cozy onesie night with DJ Tyme over at Bootie Mashup, come dance with us!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The GOP has introduced a bill to EXPEL Palestinians from the United States. I cannot read such things without remembering what happened to my own family after Pearl Harbor when we and 120,000 Japanese Americans were incarcerated in prison camps for years, without charge or trial.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Costume secured ✅

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

If life gives you lemons, no it didn't, those belonged to a lemon tree. The lemon tree did not say you could have those. Give them back.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Parents, now is the time to be on guard. We are once again reminding you to be diligent about checking your child's candy throughout the Halloween season. Our biologists have just found THREE invasive bighead carp rolled up and shoved inside an almond joy. We are appalled.