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[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

This is my all-time favorite Norm Joke 🤣

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

If you’re wondering where Grok sits politically... this is it

Most other AI models are packed heavily on the left side of the chart. They're politically biased, basically left-wing AIs

Then there’s Grok

Much closer to the center....which is exactly where an AI should be

And this keeps happening across different tests. Grok consistently comes out far more neutral instead of being dragged hard toward one political side...you know basically becoming a full lefty

That’s why Grok is the most trustworthy AI right now

It doesn’t exist to push you toward the left or the right

It tries to tell you what is actually true, gives you the full picture, challenges bad assumptions from either side and lets you think for yourself

Grok is the most honest and truth-seeking AI in the world

[GenX Cthulhu News @GenxCthulhu]

@wnba @Reese10Angel See, THIS is how you play basketball. First step - develop talent. Second step - MAKE SHOTS. Third step - ???. Fourth step - profit!

[Fever Lead @FeverLeadSM]

The THIRD trey of the first half for Caitlin Clark 3️⃣✅✅✅🔥

[fabian @fabianstelzer]

welcome to meme city!

gave the glif agent a bunch of meme characters and told it i need them placed in the same NYC street, same lighting, and then run H3 Max transitions between them without cuts, one continuous shot + add funny music :)

[GenX Cthulhu News @GenxCthulhu]

@MapQuest You are still in business? When did this happen? Doesn't matter, we're changing it. You can go sit in your corner and continue not being relevant anymore. @LakeOntario @LakeAmerica forever!

[MapQuest @MapQuest]

We’re not changing it.

[Jason @letstalkksports]

🚨 THIS STAT IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE 🚨

Career record when recording a double-double:

Caitlin Clark: 30-1 🤯
Angel Reese: 46-55😂😂

One player’s double-doubles have basically meant GAME OVER

The other’s haven’t even meant WINNING BASKETBALL 🤡🤡🤡

30-1 is absolutely ridiculous.

#wnba @WNBA #caitlinclark #angelreese

What’s your thoughts?

[Indiana Fever @IndianaFever]

Caitlin Clark is the first player to record back-to-back 30+ PTS & 10+ AST games in WNBA history 📖

[GenX Cthulhu News @GenxCthulhu]

@wnba @Reese10Angel @YahooSports So, what you're saying is someone on her team might actually make a shot next game, and the other team isn't in immediate danger of being physically assaulted?

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Angel Reese received her eighth technical foul of the season in the 4th quarter of Dream-Fire.

Reese will be suspended for Atlanta's game vs. Minnesota on Sunday unless the tech is rescinded.

[GenX Cthulhu News @GenxCthulhu]

@WNBA @Reese10Angel another example why you are a laughing stock.

[American Nightmare 🇺🇸 @thewakeninq]

Angel Reese: “I’m the reason everybody watches the WNBA.” 🙀

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

I can’t stop laughing. Canadian geese will now be known as “Donald Ducks”.🤣🤣

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Lake America was only the beginning...

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Truth.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

My favorite Hillary Clinton story is the one from election night 2016 when she got so drunk after losing to President Trump in a landslide that she had to be physically restrained from attacking her own staff in a hotel room.

That was hilarious.

[GenX Cthulhu News @GenxCthulhu]

What, you haven't figured it out yet? He's trolling you just to see you complain. It's purely for the lulz.

[Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX]

I think that Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is pointless and stupid.

Wanna know what else I think is dumb?

The fact left-wingers are triggered about this after they spent the last decade plus renaming sports teams, public schools and universities, streets and highways, food and condiment brands, and redefining half the dictionary altogether.

Here’s a list of some in case you forgot:

• Washington Redskins ➡️ Commanders

• Cleveland Indians ➡️ Guardians

• Stanford Indians ➡️ Cardinals

• Loudoun County Raiders ➡️ Captains

• Edmonton Eskimos ➡️ Elks

• Columbus Day ➡️ Indigenous Peoples’ Day

• Lee–Jackson Day ➡️ eliminated

• Robert E. Lee High School ➡️ John Lewis High

• Jefferson Davis Highway ➡️ Richmond Highway

• Mount McKinley ➡️ Denali

• Fort Bragg ➡️ Fort Liberty

• Fort Hood ➡️ Fort Cavazos

• Boy Scouts of America ➡️ Scouting America

• Aunt Jemima ➡️ Pearl Milling Company

• Uncle Ben’s Rice ➡️ Ben’s Original

• Eskimo Pie ice cream bars ➡️ Edy’s Pie

• Land O’Lakes ➡️ removed the Indian, but kept the land

• Illegal alien ➡️ undocumented worker

• Hispanic ➡️ Latinx (a term Hispanics did not want and do not use)

• Mother ➡️ birthing person

• Anchor baby ➡️ child of noncitizens

• black ➡️ Black

• Breastfeeding ➡️ chest feeding

• Inmate / prisoner / convict / felon ➡️ justice-involved person

• Ex-con / ex-felon ➡️ returning citizen

• “Gender” as a biological fact interchangeable with “sex” to being a social construct

• Fat ➡️ plus-sized

• Master bedroom ➡️ primary bedroom

• Manhole ➡️ utility hole

And so on and so on. . .

[GenX Cthulhu News @GenxCthulhu]

No, it's Lake TrumpIsMyDaddy. @HillaryClinton @LakeOntario @LakeAmerica

[☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ @LuckyMcGee]

Checkmate.

[GenX Cthulhu News @GenxCthulhu]

@WNBA @Reese10Angel this is why you have to resort to drama and violence to get anyone to watch your games. The lack of a kill on display is mind boggling

[American Nightmare 🇺🇸 @thewakeninq]

Angel Reese missed FOUR STRAIGHT LAYUPS on ONE possession 😭🏀

At this point, the rim needs a restraining order. 💀😂

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[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

I totally envision Trump renaming the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden’s Fault, and I am just putting this out there so I can say I predicted it one day.