Gerard Farrell

Author of THE LAST THUNK (Greenpoint Press) and the forthcoming revenge comedy SPITEFUL MEN. Magazine media veteran of The New Yorker, Rolling Stone & Vogue.

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The Last Thunk takes Gold! Winner of the National Indie Excellence Award for Comedy... 🍾🥂https://t.co/vSMQoEBEPO

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@sweatystartup It’s not a temporary lapse. It’s a lifelong scumbag who finally rolled snake eyes.

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@YankeesRealist Please. Ruocco sounds like a kid who won an announcer-for-a-day contest.

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@NBL2026 @nypostsports Tell us you’ve never read a Phil Mushnick opinion column without telling us you’ve never read a Phil Mushnick opinion column.

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@TheoFleury14 @PatrickETallon They should have chosen Schaefer for 3 on 3’s alone. Ask an Islanders fan.

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@Sz1909_Szemberg Emil Heineman and Simon Holmstrom of the Islanders are young and talented. Sweden should have had them on the roster.

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@Isles_Life It’s “should have” not “should of.”

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@Ms_NYRangers 🧹 Isles left this at MSG last night.

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@MischiefMags007 @grok Brilliant. Grok is this-close to breaking into tears and calling you a Nazi.

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@JakeLahut I was laid off three times by Conde. I never imagined I would live to cheer on HR. But you and your ridiculous, entitled posse got me there. Enjoy food delivery.

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@GoodbyeAlma Or a dude seeing how little unemployment pays.

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@CaitlinPacific 😂😂😂

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@GoodbyeAlma I was laid off three times by Conde. I never imagined I would live to cheer on HR. But you and your ridiculous, entitled posse got me there. Enjoy food delivery.

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@walterkirn @MZHemingway You nail it every time.

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@jlboul @BeauBronson2 @BarbMcQuade Great argument.

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@flapprdotnet They’re still angry that he proved the Covid Fear Fluid was completely unnecessary.

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@RealTerralink @_OliverVenture @MorahanJason @MdBreathe Precisely. It’s in him - and he’s freaking out.

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@pd8779 @Baldassano Exactly. I am listening to an extra inning game right now and have no idea what is happening.

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@PanzerVee @GumbyPI @ClayTravis With all due respect, what’s “a fair amount?” Do you take the media death numbers at face value? I, for one, with a huge extended family and many friends, still don’t know a single person who died of Covid. Psyop of the century.

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@JenniferSey Exactly how I feel. But you’re a true hero. Go out and celebrate THAT anniversary.

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@LarryMendte @NeumaierMovies “North Dallas Forty.” Come on, guys ;)