The Football Gerbil

Gerby is no ITK, he's the anti-ITK. Read between the lines, and learn what you're looking for.

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

#GerbyBomb:

@Arsenal will be playing against @CPFC in the Quarterfinals of the Carabao Cup

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

@DarrenArsenal1 @SM66634659 @bootifulgame Not only isn't it dead money, all signs lead that its going to hold its market value if not grow.
If you're planning to hold them for generations & pass them to your children, its basically putting money into a lockbox you can't touch but can get back (with minimal risk).

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

Does Djed Spence have that thing on his head to force his mouth shut so he stops talking shite about Arsenal?

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

@prashpav Gerby wouldn't say FULL.....

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

I mean, where else you sposeda park

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

@henrywinter And one Gerbil

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@HarrySymeou mate how excited would you be to to know I'm IN THIS BITCH 😂😂😂😂❤️

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

For a sec I thought Arsenal won something else

#EnglandNewZealand

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

@prashpav Are you sure you're not my brother, Gerby II?

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

Gerby left London after 50 days to return to Tampa - but today it's like he never left. Come on you Three Lions. This warmup game v New Zealand is MASSIVE 😂😂😂🦁🦁🦁

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

@prashpav near Tampa - and in Highbury

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@sam4ng unless you've got an extra ticket 😂😂

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

@sam4ng nah - the actual World Cup has been made as creepy and dirty by FIFA and our President as possible and Gerbs just spent 7 weeks in London for The Arsenal so Gerby would like to remain married to Mrs Gerby 😂😂🐹

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

@kryptokurrey @charles_watts

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

Exclusive brand-new footage of the entire "Aubergine Incident" as heard about on @charles_watts all this week - starting with a hug from club photog Pricey and a LEFT-handed toss of absolute perfection.

As far as Gerby is concerned, this was the highlight of Arsenal's season.

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

@kryptokurrey @charles_watts literally couldn't believe the stewards and police didn't shut down the aubergine toss, but especially when the onions apples and potatoes came out - those things could knock a Gerbil unconscious! 😂😂

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

@Proctordre @charles_watts oh he knows 😂

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

The moment Martin Odegaard plucks an aubergine out of the air and sends it back to the adoring aubergine fans

And the aubergine itself - place your bids now 😂😂

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

@Arsenal

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

@afcmase_ not sure why Martin threw his food offering back - thought he was a vegetarian?

[The Football Gerbil @GerbyFootball]

@TJRicho49 every single person that started that god awful chant today, 40 times, in front of us, was English.

Love,

An apparent tourist gerbil