Geriatric Freak

[The Degenerate Mark @Degenerate_Mark]

What the slot machine sees after I’ve had 1.5 beers

[Carl @HistoryBoomer]

This is a ridiculously over-the-top display of brash arrogant patriotism.

God, I love it! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

Most American video of the year goes to these guys!

[Kids SAFE Fdn @Kids_Safe_Fdn]

When the commute to the next museum becomes an airshow, you park in the middle of the Arlington Memorial Bridge and revile in what it is to be an American. I will say that on one pass the F-35 was so close that when the afterburner kicked in.

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

gotta leave work early boss, i need to purchase explosives from the indigenous

[RAH-66 COMANCHE @rah_66_comanche]

We've gotta figure out some Japanese holiday we can celebrate to pay them back for this, it's absurd.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Her: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Me: "I have 500 companies working for me (I own 1 share of an S&P 500 ETF)

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

BREAKING –

US becomes the first country in the world to host a team at the FIFA World Cup and bоmb that team's country on the same day

[Frank Fleming @NjTank99]

@RossKneeDeep The easiest way to see that this is fake is the Mets walk off a winner headline. They have not won since the Knicks parade.

[Damien Slash @damienslash]

Air conditioning is not okay

[Michael Toro @MichaelToro340]

Do NOT order the Tie Dye Pizza from Hungry Howies‼️

[spor @sporadica]

the US should do a flyover with jets that spray the colored smoke behind them in the shape of a rainbow just to fuck with these guys

sorry but you don't get to force Americans to abide by your religious dogma in America

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Pretty wild to see Egypt and Iran object to pride night festivities considering soccer is the gayest sport on earth

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Hans Mahncke @HansMahncke]

Never in my life have I been more enthusiastically in favor of a Pride event. In fact, I think this one should be the most spectacularly, unapologetically, extravagantly Pride-filled Pride event in history.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Giant cock headed for Florida be careful

[😡 @BigDawg_Nyri]

Nigga running like he had to be skinny by tomorrow

[Winston @detroitsux]

There’s like a brown funk swirling in the air like you see around the Peanuts character PigPen.