Chris Fletcher

Adman, marketer and agency chief @getfletch & @CEE_Digital

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

all this discussion about badges, every time I hear about badges (or have to visit a client that makes you wear a name badge) #lbc

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

Purplemember is now greymember #Eurovisión2026

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

Presenting Eurovision tonight, we have PurpleMember The Austrian version of GoldMember from Austin Powers #Eurovisión2026

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

I'm not sure about these alternative tram plans posted in Burley. Has @thomasforth worked the stats?

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

@bt_uk Yup they couldn't help. I need someone from the "outbound only" reactivation team to call me

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

Challenging day trying to work online with only 4g, as @bt_uk messed up a move from BT to BT, still waiting for an asap call back.

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

@bt_uk I'm waiting for a call from the reactivation team. Apparently, they are outbound only when I spoke to your customer service and sales team this morning

[Hedgie @HedgieMarkets]

🦔 Found this video and had to share. In China, AI-generated livestreams are selling products using synthetic video and voice. No humans on screen. Just AI avatars running 24/7, reportedly earning up to $100 per hour per stream.
The video shows rows of PCs, each running a different AI influencer, all selling products simultaneously. Classic crypto mining farms are being converted to AI content farms.

My Take
This is the uncanny valley meets late-stage capitalism. We've gone from humans selling products to humans, to AI selling products to humans, and eventually it'll be AI selling to AI while the ad money sloshes around until someone realizes there are no real customers left.

One commenter asked the right question: "Where does the money come from? Bots watching AI bots. Who is putting money in the cycle?" Right now it's advertisers paying platforms, platforms paying creators, and some percentage of human viewers actually buying stuff. But as the human viewers fade and the AI content floods every channel, the whole model starts eating itself.
The "dead internet" theory used to sound paranoid. Now it looks like a business plan.

Hedgie🤗

[Tom Forth @thomasforth]

And there it is. Embargo is finished. Yorkshire Post press publish first. But I have my suspicions there's quite a lot more to this story than what they're reporting. https://t.co/MOcYqoCT9c

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

@YorkshireWater Thanks Ben, I've spoken to one of your team yesterday evening. Reported, continue to monitor.

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

@YorkshireWater what's happening with the water supply in Jackson Bridge HD9, second day it's gone off now. I've asked for a call back but no response from your form

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

Couldn't take it, asked for a call back. Let's see if you can actually deliver

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

Seriously with the hold music and no option to mute it. Asked for a call back yesterday and now I have to listen to this drivel for 25 minutes.

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

@leedsrhinos The muppet in the Tesla whose alarm has been going off all night blamed 'spiders' think someone @Tesla is taking the piss!

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

@leedsrhinos announcement please! will you ask the muppet with a white telsa parked on lumley road with the registration X23 ORA to come and sort their car as the car alarm goes off every 2 minutes. If they leave now they can get back for kick off XOXO

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

@leedsrhinos Kick out time 10pm, more inconsiderate fans of yours setting off car alarms.

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

That was a nail biting finish #Eurovision2025

[Chris Fletcher @Get_Fletch]

That was amazing #DabDabDab #Eurovision2025