Pog

Prior Lake | UMD ‘21 |

[Pog @GetmanPaige]

*is above 32 degrees in minnesota after what seems like awhile of being literally freezing*

my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

me:
it’s so nice out, wow

[Pog @GetmanPaige]

@gummert_matthew any honorable mentions??

[Chelsea Fagan @Chelsea_Fagan]

it’s been about four months since we started our four-day workweek experiment and i can honestly say that the idea of a five-day workweek now seems insane looking back, both because three days are necessary for a proper weekend and no job truly needs all five days

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Putting a little orange juice on my hands before I go to the butterfly pavilion so people think I have a special gift

[Janice Dean @JaniceDean]

I think after seeing all the celebs without masks or social distancing last night at the Met Gala we should pretty much move on with our lives.

[Brandyn Lee Tulloch @B_Tulloch]

There’s not a single thing I want to do for 40 hours a week, 51 weeks a year, every year until I’m 65 years old.

[uli @yewwwli]

Guys it’s been 5 years since we graduated high school, if you faked being hypnotized you can tell me

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

I'm a little suspicious of the new maid they just hired for the White House

[ven @venice_douglas]

I’m working on 3 things right now
• myself
• my happiness
• my money

[Suzi Ovens @SuziOvens]

I’ve never felt more patriotic than I did after reading this.

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

did they decide team edward or jacob yet

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

This is like being awake during your own surgery.

[M4RIA @M4RIAM33CH]

remy. i hate this debate. he’s a street rat he would absolutely clobber stuart with his bare hands. stuart hasn’t worked for anything in his life. remy knows struggle. stuart is a lil bitch.

[ʎɐɹʇ𖤐˚.⋆ @traydominic]

Being heartbroken at work is one of the top 5 worst things on earth

[del @delaney_18]

I venmoed my roommate for rent and labeled it “suga mama” as a joke and a real life mfing sugar daddy commented on it pitching me an offer. So I guess the main point of this tweet is,,, do I message him back? 👉🏼👈🏼