After banking with @bancosantander for over a year (with 0 problems, overdraft fees, never any sketchy transactions or anything) and they just out of the blue close my personal and business checking!! There could not be any possible reason. @Chase here I come!
Good for you man. Love to see this shit. Stop only adopting white people, it’s racist. But a thought came to mind. How do you adopt a new born baby? Were you on deck for whoever doesn’t want their baby right away? Baby is like fresh out of the womb. Did you slip someone a 20?