Gina Eisner

[elizabeth @Elizasoul80]

Millions of Trump voters won't have health insurance much longer, but at least they'll be able to shoot disease in the face with their guns.

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

[first day as a therapist]

PATIENT: I am sad.

ME: Have you tried eating your way out of it?

[Tony @tsm560]

I only drink to regret.

[Gina Eisner @Gina_Rae_]

When you try to stretch out your hip at work and end up causing an exceedingly painful hamstring cramp 😠😱

[Gina Eisner @Gina_Rae_]

When someone corrects you saying you used a word that doesn't exist... so you look it up and you were correct. To tell them or not?

[Gina Eisner @Gina_Rae_]

Can't we all just be adults and get along? #DramaAlert

[Gina Eisner @Gina_Rae_]

Knot in my stomach...

[Gina Eisner @Gina_Rae_]

Is this what it feels like to have a job you don't dread going to every day? #ivebeenmissingout #nomorecustomerservice

[Gina Eisner @Gina_Rae_]

I hate how dreams can seriously fuck with your mind. 💤😒👎

[Gina Eisner @Gina_Rae_]

You know you love your dog when you'd rather make yourself uncomfortable than force them to move out… https://t.co/E7LfS2fhLJ

[Gina Eisner @Gina_Rae_]

'I don't know, and I don't know how to know. Ya know?'

[Gina Eisner @Gina_Rae_]

The stabs of jealousy keep getting sharper.

[Gina Eisner @Gina_Rae_]

I am infinitely more motivated to try new things and keep busy when trying to fall asleep at night than at any other time. #lazyproblems

[Gina Eisner @Gina_Rae_]

I find it incredibly unprofessional to interview someone twice and then not get back to them or return any communication. Just be up front.

[Gina Eisner @Gina_Rae_]

When you're thinking of something that makes you nervous, then forget what it was, but remain nervous without a reason. #anxietyproblems

[Inappropriate Charm @LackOfShame]

I'm also mad at you for not knowing why I am mad at you.

- Women

[Gina Eisner @Gina_Rae_]

@nateisner aha! I should have known that

[Sasshole @RidiculousSheri]

I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me.

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

Him: you look tired today
Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences