Glenn Dallas

Scribbler. Puzzle guy. Dungeon Master / Game Master / Storyteller. Roustabout. Intergalactic do-gooder. Author, with @lisamantchev, of Sugar Skulls (Skyscape)

[Glenn Dallas @Glennmandirect]

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[Glenn Dallas @Glennmandirect]

@OSWreview @cubstudio Jay, have you guys ever considered retroactively naming Bobby Heenan a winner as Arc MVP, thereby restoring the lack of integrity to your OSW Hall of Fame? =)

[Glenn Dallas @Glennmandirect]

@IamKylieRae You were so great, it's their loss! Congrats on this next chapter!

[Glenn Dallas @Glennmandirect]

@JackTheJobber I'm so sorry Jack.

[redwyrm @redwyrmofficial]

Get ready for Volcano Winter!

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Jeremy 🇳🇿 @illwilledomen]

The three horsemen of worldbuilding:
“Wouldn’t that be fucked up?”
“Wouldn’t that be cool?”
And finally,
“Wouldn’t that be kinda hot?”

[Teio (Fleechi) @Fleechiru]

the real trick to worldbuilding is to make the moon fucked up. you don’t even have to explain it. just fuck up that moon it’s always cool

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

It’s awesome that this isn’t a lawsuit from his family, but from his buddy who is also suing Cushing’s estate for allowing it. This is exactly how I would want my friends to behave

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

If you’re a new DM, here’s a tip:

Please shoot ranged weapons at your monk. Make the rogue do dexterity saves. Cast a spell at your wizard with counterspell.

Letting the players use the cool features on their character sheets is really fun!

[Laurbarian @TheLaurbarian]

My apologies, but if you are a proud AI fan and user and you follow me, I will block you.

I’m sorry, but art thievery is about as shitty as it gets, and I just can’t trust you not to steal from me also.

[Harry Shearer @theharryshearer]

As a resident—actually, many residents of Springfield—I can assure everyone that we’re not even eating cartoon cats and dogs.

[Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix]

31 years ago today, one of law enforcement's greatest duos appeared onscreen for the first time. THE X-FILES is firmly a horror show, something I think people forget.

[Discworld @Discworld_com]

‘Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colours. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.’
A Hat Full of Sky, Terry Pratchett

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#NationalQuietDay #nationalquietday2024 #Discworld #TiffanyAching #TerryPratchett #TerryPratchettQuote #SirTerryPratchett

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

illegal transgender alien

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

i too will be having a baby outside of dave grohl's marriage. you don't see me making it a whole thing

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump: ‘Democrats Firing Babies Out Of T-Shirt Cannons’

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES